Sharkbait Simon

Guitarist, singer and grumpiest formerly retired member of the Bilge Pumps

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Day one of my return in the books and I'm already out $135 to replace the broken tablet if I don't say screw it and just use my old, slow tablet. Seems kind of fitting since I'm slow and old. I could even go back to using paper copies of the songs instead 🦈🎸☠️

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Awake at 4am to get the day started so I can roll into Oklahoma and prove once again that I'm still grumpy and can't play guitar

🦈🎸☠️

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Just 1 week until Sharkbait returns in Norman! If he sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of grumbling 🦈🎸☠️

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@TheBilgePumps Not the way I play it - always throw in random chords

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Three years since I retired and I can still play/sing The Night Pat Murphy died. Guess my brain isn't completely dead yet.

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It is alive!
https://t.co/ZrCRg2las1

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Guess it's official

https://t.co/hDuVTyVj90

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Testing, testing, 1...2...3

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I retired and sea shanties are gaining in popularity? That figures!

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Here is this week's #BuccaneerBoost motivational poster for pirates.

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@TheBilgePumps Stabby stabby

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@aigidion That's good news! Is everyone doing well there? I saw the videos so at least you still have your humor ��

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@aigidion Eccleston was my first Doctor too and I was sad he didn't continue. I think he would have carried it well. I agree about Smith. It still took me a season to get behind Capaldi but he was good. I love Whittaker too - my hope is she has put an end to the naysayers weak complaints.

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5 movies to get to know me:
- Shaun of the Dead
- Casablanca
- Die Hard
- Showdown in Little Tokyo
- Blazing Saddles

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5 MORE shows to get to know me:
- Waiting for God
- The IT Crowd
- Spaced
- Black Books
- F is for Family

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5 shows to get to know me:
- The Boondocks
- Bob's Burgers
- The Carol Burnett Show
- NCIS
- Archer

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In case you haven't bought a pirate shopping bag or an enamel logo pin, why not?! If you have, you could buy more and get your Christmas shopping done early

https://t.co/snBAVfTVWb

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🎶 Daddy Sharkbait do do do do do 🎶 🤘🦈🎸☠

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@aigidion Some people are just sarcastic in their nature so no matter how you gave the compliment they would have made their obnoxious retort. I have zero doubt it was what you said or how you said it because you are always the nicest, most polite person.