Sharky

Just a big city shark trying to make his way home.

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@MileyCyrus @CashApp Love this idea! $jenborowski / JPMC

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@skylasting @tinabarajas12 @GaryLee45412909 @MauraJo70839591 @realTuckFrumper Bullshit. You bought this account. Clearly you’re a scamming lib.

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Took a wrong turn and ended up almost 1800 nautical miles from New York City! Will I ever get home? #wheressharky

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Maybe before Florida, I'll visit Ohio. How fitting that per the previous post, they have the most potty mouths and @JenBorowski lives there!

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On second thought, a stop over in Florida before I go home seems like a good idea - I'd fit right in... https://t.co/CV5SoiEDVs

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Today I am thankful for my FREEDOM! Yep, I escaped! If only I knew how to tell my Uber driver where home is...

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@PQureshi1130 That hurts.

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Tried to signal for help to @PQureshi1130 today via telepresence but she didn't even notice. Time to plot my escape. #freesharky

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@cheerful_maniac My captors aren't all bad (other than having sharknapped me to begin with). Still plotting my escape, though. #freesharky

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Day 23: Went to see #Spectre today, and just like Mr. Bond I'm drinking a martini. Sharken, not stirred, of course.

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Om nom nom. Today's lunch was a human hand. Delicious. Tastes just like chicken!

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Day 17... look at me - going for a swim! There sure wasn't a pool at 4NYP, but I do miss my mom. #findsharky

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Day 13. My captors have a really sick sense of humor when it comes to feeding me. It may be time to make an escape.

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My 1st selfie! Did you know selfie accidents kill more people than sharks? https://t.co/CmtPcNaqx7 #findsharky

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Day 10. I got to go for a swim outside today. The fresh air was so much nicer than that stuffy office! Still, I miss 4NYP. #findsharky

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Day 9. I'm still alive (here's proof), but my hope of escape diminishes each day I'm away...

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@PQureshi1130 I'm doing okay... I have my own chum bucket, occasional internet access, and they say I might go for a swim outside today!

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@MrEspo @jasonpalexander No landmarks, it's quite dark where they're keeping me.

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Day 7. I miss my mom & want to go home. My captors let me use the internet a little today but it's hard to type with these fins. Help.