Shark Team FC

Stick around to see live reports, highlights and interviews from the squaaaaaa. Oakengates Thursday 6 a side.

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BREAKING || In an odd turn of events, the club have once again reluctantly allowed manager @kyjones98 to speak to @SeFutbol in regards to the recently made vacant managerial position.

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BREAKING || Shark Team can confirm we have reluctantly allowed manager @kyjones98 to speak to @realmadrid over the vacant managerial position.

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#STFC 3-3 #DDAC

Brilliant comeback from the lads last night. Great resilience to come back from 3-1 down with 6 minutes to go.

Goalscorers on the night:
⚽️ Burgwin
⚽️ Burgwin
⚽️ Burgwin

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Player Profile: Willy Boly

⚽️ Ball playing centre half.
🎯 Bobby Moore/John Stones hybrid.
🍺 Can neck any pint given within .87 seconds.
🤦🏻‍♀️ if your a girl and are a 7/10 or below, beware you’re getting fingered.

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Player Profile: Jon Arne Riise

👶 has two kids with two different mothers (see below).
⚽️ Most powerful left peg in the league.
👸 Loves a Camp Rock 2 song.
💪🏼 Has been known to put certain man on the weights.

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Player Profile: McNulty

🍔 Fat cunt. That is all.

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Player Profile: Marquinhos

💨 Fastest player in the squad.
Tattoo
🖋 Inked. Don’t know if you knew?
🔴 Most red cards in the league.

Wears his heart on his sleeve. Warrior

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Player profile: Jan Oblak

👀 13 saves last game out.
⚽️ 2 career assists
🧤 Champion Soccer Golden Glove 17/18
😈 Lost his virginity to a slag aged 12

Captain, leader, legend.

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Would like to welcome @SG1Angels to the league.

Good to have healthy competition with local rivals.💪🏼💪🏼

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The new @powerplayleague season is upon us!

⚽️ Rhythm is a stanier
⏰ 21:00
📍 Oakengates Leisure Centre 3G

Can the boys secure 3pts and start the season with a win!?

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Breaking News || Kyle Jones restores major shares in the club. We’re back to Shark Team FC #WelcomeToTheTank

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News for tonight’s game!

K. Jones

J. Parrish
A. King

C. Buckley
N. Harding

J. Burgwin

#StinksOfGoalsJez

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The club are delighted to announce a new ownership. British consortium Mabbott Industries has taken over the club with immediate effect.

Chairman Mabbott has put an end to Shark Team FC. Long live Tilted Towers FC.

#KeepItTilted

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#NewProfilePic

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Goals on the night from @JakeStandrin and @CallumleechSTFC

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Needless to say I’m still horny following last nights utter shithousery from our defender @98Cbuckley

Blood was boiled following a great showcase of timewasting and diving, which was influential in our 2-0 big win last night against a good side.

#BuckoYouKnow

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The sharks can confirm they have lodged a complaint against the league as the FA have inputted the incorrect score following the lads 2-0 won last night. A 1-1 draw was submitted to the league.

Disgusting and is a discredit to the lads sterling performance last nite.

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Gaffer Kyle Jones had this to say ||

“Yes we may be missing the engine, but we have quality across the field. I don’t see a weakness in this side. Goals, flair, ability. We have it in abundance”

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@jackparrish_ Bookies early odds on @nathanharding31 first goalscorer is 4/1 E/W

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Big game tomorrow. Early team news is that @jackparrish_ is unavailable.

How can the #Sharks manage to swim with such a big influence missing out of the side.

STEP UP THIS MAN!