Sharmzz💫

[Fanzy 💫 @Ifanyima]

As a woman, it’s risky business when switching your purses. You could be leaving a whole other life in a bag & forget😭😭😭

[liz🧚 @Lizformee]

behind a “I don’t want to celebrate my birthday” is a girl who wishes to be surprised on her birthday or to be greeted at exactly 12am.

[AYANNY @gaygirldiaries]

“she probably threw it away”
me:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Sleeping in your own bed after traveling is an underrated reset

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

of couse your wife can’t cook like your mom. YOU SHOULD! you’re her son. you ate her food your whole life.

[Queen Barbie ✨ @Queengreat_bad]

Periods be so draining. No matter how many years pass, you could never get use to this.

[Queen Barbie ✨ @Queengreat_bad]

“i want to go home” is something you’ll always catch me saying .

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Evenings after work finish too quickly. One meal, one show and it’s already tomorrow morning 😭😭

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is so funny, because i didn’t forget, i just came to my senses

[cнєєк��⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough me time after work

[‎ً @cyberfeeels]

me heading to the plans i made when i was in a good mood

[Goddess🥀 @Swit_zee]

How it feels when I spend my money on things that I actually need

[Softboy @softcreateee]

All I do is work, come home, blink & then I’m back at work again 😭

[Softboy @softcreateee]

I really hate ppl who don’t have no sense of urgency 😭😭 like hurry up omg

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when u wake up thinking it's few minutes before your alarm goes off but it's actually the middle of the night

[𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖎 @thamieverywhere]

me thinking that i fixed my life just because i cleaned my room.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I hate people in the kitchen at the same time as me😭

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

*take advantage of the fact that you are young and have energy*

me everyday:

[: @_dxllz7]

there are so many things I want to buy