Shar

[Mina, dat big cat babe @MinaLioness]

I knew Stansted Airport was ghetto as hell, when we were running for the train home and the pilot of our plane was running for the same train.

[miia @miiagarro]

may a lustful & cheap man never think i am the one

[Tamiaa🍒 @KeepinUpWTamia]

Me soon as I get in one of my lil moods

[ᯓ★ˎˊ˗ @nacnacliba]

The greatest video of all time

[k @localdrain]

someone's hot date is someone else's weird stinky sibling. that's how it works

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

UK weather be like:

Monday: Heatwave, roads melting
Tuesday: Hailstone
Wednesday: That windy you're getting blown into another postcode.
Thursday: Sunny
Friday: Thunder and Lightning
Saturday: Freezing
Sunday: Sunny but everywheres flooding.

[MRS. XTRA 🦂 @shantisdiary]

sat on a nigga lap at the club and them damn rhinestones cut my thigh the fuck up

[hunter @3gpmh]

idgaf if we met an hour ago put me first

[aly 𖤐 @sexxpist666l]

my pussy gonna close like an earring hole #celibate

[miia @miiagarro]

a man just called me evil, i needed that. thought
i was losing my spark for a minute

[YOU A ROOKIE TO ME @Dunkjoc]

I couldn’t be on Love Island, because why are you kissing MY nigga that I just met????

[︎ًLevi @WittyLevi]

“Signs in to Gmail from another account”

Gmail:

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

Only in the UK can you get sunburnt on Friday and have your house flooding by Tuesday.

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

People my age are on baby #2 and I'm on drink #5

[MyMy🫦 @sagittariusasfc]

Please don’t tell nobody u talked to me #nvrhappened

[NAY @blesssdbarb]

I can’t wait till my birthday so everybody can dickride me

[#HYFR @bxns_hyfr]

Bank Holiday in the UK means spending more money in 3 days than you planned for the whole month.

[Solstice ⭐️ @Sk8erboikermit]

When will people understand that when I call them "babe", I am not flirting with them? I am just British.

[⃟ @marantbae]

i’m so quick to be like let’s just break up