Shannon Burket

[Shannon Burket @Sharon_balls]

S/O to everyone from my hometown (or any super small town) who challenged the views they were forced to grow up with.

[Kelsey Surmacz @kelsey_surmacz4]

Arturs Silovs stopped 77 of 82 shots in this series for a .939 save percentage.

He deserves all the praise, and he lived up to his billing as a big-game goaltender. He and Murashov should 100 percent be the tandem next season.

They've got themselves a true playoff goaltender.

[Happy Captain @EODHappyCaptain]

Counterpoint: it shouldn’t take a major event to get a city clean.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

33,000 military veterans are currently homeless.

[Mama Maya @rockstarronan]

OH NO… Taylor Swift called a man a bitch in private messages.
ANYWAY—
Renee Good was shot four times and left bleeding out, and a man still called her a fucking bitch.
So yeah. I don’t care about the first one. I care about the second.

[Professional Zoomer 🌹 @Zoomer_Doomer_]

Currently thinking about how if Sabrina Carpenter didn’t film that music video which led to a church getting investigated which then led to Eric Adams getting indicted, Mamdani wouldn’t be mayor-elect rn.

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

NEW ICE recruits get $50,000 sign on bonuses and are eligible for student loan forgiveness

But your active duty military starving?

Yikes.

[izzy @spidermannwh]

the worst person you know from high school is posting a picture of charlie kirk and his kids on their ig story rn

[molly 🫶🏻 @guardsswift]

So you agree? You think this country has a problem with gun violence.

[Chris Gloninger, CCM, CBM @ChrisGloninger]

Wild how a poor person buying a $1 soda with food stamps sends you into a moral panic, but billionaires writing off private jets and yachts on their taxes? Not a peep. Your outrage is as cheap as that soda.

[yours truly @PleasantAndEvil]

sometimes girls just have damage on their cars. you shouldn’t be asking about it

[maya ꕤ @mayahorizons]

me when i’m home and finally get to take off my bra

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey boss can i head out early i wanna go home to do some arts and crafts

[psych ward resident @robbersatsunset]

this six track run could kill a victorian child

[clare @sadderlizards]

i hope this is how March feels

[Grant Certiorari @GrantCertiorari]

Joe Biden attempted to cancel 20k per person in student loans and Republicans had a meltdown about executive overreach.

Donald Trump attempts to illegally withhold all federal funding and Republicans are silent.

[TenseiCollector @TenseiCollector]

Forcing women to birth children they don't want/can't take care of but taking away Medicaid, food stamps, WIC, free/reduced school lunches, Headstart, section 8, TNAF, and grants for childcare is ACTUALLY EVIL