Sharon Dufoe

I'm just here to quote my husband and solve our arguments with Twitter polls.

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@vickyqlovesu Amazon! I've watched through it probably four times at this point. 😅

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@FlintDSpencer Frederick by Leo Lionni.

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Ryan, whilst reading theological arguments on a Facebook group he's in, just said to me, "This is MY Keeping Up with the Kardashians."

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@googledrive Praise. Thank you. 😁

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@Google My Google drive is loading in Z-A order and no matter what I try, it won't save my preferences. It's driving me and my coworkers crazy! Glitch? Help, please!

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@NDStorms No.

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@NDStorms I'm surrounded by people who prefer the wrong Little Women film.

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"What's that song about the girl who was lonely and went down the railroad track?"
-Ryan's mom

What do you think it is? 🙍‍♀️🛤️

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@nbcsnl @benrector should be a musical guest!

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My mother-in-law just screenshot a Facebook memory and emailed it to the fam.

We're all on Facebook, but I like the creativity.

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I swear, the Midwest is closed on Mondays and Tuesdays.

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@NDStorms

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@byPeytonMarple @byPeytonMarple Look at us now. 😂

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I feel like there should be a news outlet specifically for people with anxiety.

"The coronavirus is coming to America, but like, you probably won't get it."

This is the headline I'm looking for.

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@byPeytonMarple Seriously! 👏🏼 I would subscribe to a daily email debrief of AnxieTEA.

Today's headline: "Last night's debate was crazy, so maybe just watch Bon Appetite videos instead."

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What do we need to do to stop late night hosts from asking actors to cry on command for them? Is there something I can sign?

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I've decided that I am now too old for standing room general admission tickets.

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As a homeschooled kid, I have no context for the conversations revolving around school cafeteria lunches. The way that public schooled kids rave about "rectangle pizza" baffles me.

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The enneagram 4 urge to brag about how blind you are whenever anyone makes any sort of comment about eyesight.

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My COVID insomnia brain in the middle of the night:

itwasmyweddingday(itwasourweddingday)weweregettingreadyandtherewasntacloudinthesky(nocloudsallowedinthesky)brunowalksinwithamischievousgrin(thunder)youtellingthisstoryoramI(imsorrymividagoonnnnn)