𝔹𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕪

❛ 𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘥𝘰 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶. ❜ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀{ #WriterBirb }

[𝔹𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕪 @Sharp_shootin]

"𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘸𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘫𝘰𝘣, 𝘦𝘩?"

|| 𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘺, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘺𝘮𝘢𝘯

"𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘵!"

#𝘞𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘉𝘪𝘳𝘣

↓ 𝘔𝘰𝘳𝘦 ��𝘯𝘧𝘰 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘸! ↓

[𝔹𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕪 @Sharp_shootin]

|[ I finally have some free time so

Bump things I owe replies to!

Cause all of my notifs from the tab are gone-

[𝔹𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕪 @Sharp_shootin]

@MendingMetal Really? Berry is 𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 pent up and probably could fill a barrel with all he has if he had one!

Unless the Aggron would prefer to drink straight from the tap? That member is quite sensitive. It wouldn't take long to get what he wants regardless! A nice, round belly of seed.

[𝔹𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕪 @Sharp_shootin]

"I do as well~"

He kept a soft smile, walking over to the bed and sitting at the foot of it.

"So... What would you like to do first, hm?~ I don't want to beat around the bush. We both know why we're here, after all~"

[𝔹𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕪 @Sharp_shootin]

[]@DetectiveMilf[]

While the gator's job was detective work, Berry's was fixing things around the house or in buildings, and that's exactly what he'd been called out to do!

𝙆𝙣𝙤𝙘𝙠, 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙘𝙠!

"Afternoon ma'am! I'm the repair guy you called for. Where's the problem?"

[𝔹𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕪 @Sharp_shootin]

|[ And now back to our regularly scheduled Blaziken posting! ]|

[𝔹𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕪 @Sharp_shootin]

[]@ArachnidTomo[]

A spider? This one doesn't look like any Spinarak or Ariados he's ever seen either. What kind of Pokémon is he, if he's even one at all!

Well, he'll simply offer a smile and his hand.
"Something I could help you with, my friend?"

[𝔹𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕪 @Sharp_shootin]

Berry was quick to open the door, and he gave the other a bright smile.

"You're here, perfect! It's nice to see you." The Blaziken wore sweatpants and a crop top, things that showed him off a bit.

He stepped out of the way. "Please, come in!"

[𝔹𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕪 @Sharp_shootin]

[]@Thick_Fluff[]

A certain Aggron has caught his attention while he's at the market.

They were shorter than most he knew, where rather cute...and lacked pants-!

He couldn't up but stare, both at their face and at that oddly soft looking rear!

[𝔹𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕪 @Sharp_shootin]

[]@BLXXDBLIZZARD[]

How odd. Berry's rather used to seeing Weavile be on the shorter end, but this was taller than he was!

As curious as he was to know if they had some sort of Alpha genes, he made sure not to bother them, and he tried to quit his staring.
After all, it's rude!

[𝔹𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕪 @Sharp_shootin]

|[ Bed time

I'll get to things tomorrow!

[𝔹𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕪 @Sharp_shootin]

|[ I've severely underestimated how bad I am with starters I apologize if I'm taking a bit with getting to those I promise I'm trying-

[𝔹𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕪 @Sharp_shootin]

[]@TRUTH_MONARCH[]

What an odd call. Usually, he's walking up to the door of a house or a hotel, even small shops.

But a palace? One owned by a legendary Pokémon, no less? He never expected anything like this!

𝙆𝙣𝙤𝙘𝙠, 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙘𝙠...

What could he possibly be needed to fix?

[𝔹𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕪 @Sharp_shootin]

[]@TANUKI_B4LLS[]

He was under the impression he'd be visiting a Sentret to help with a problem, but instead he'd meet a woman he wasn't entirely sure was a Pokémon!

But he wasn't planning to deny service to her for that, of course!
"Afternoon, ma'am! What can I help you with?"

[𝔹𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕪 @Sharp_shootin]

All he had to do was just wait for the other to show at the motel he had booked for the two, just as planned!

[𝔹𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕪 @Sharp_shootin]

[]@CRAZEDKAMI[]

It's rare, but Berry will sonetimes let others have a go at him without charge.

And tonight? Well, that lucky Pokémon would be the very Zoroark he'd planned to meet up with through a hook up app!
+

[𝔹𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕪 @Sharp_shootin]

|[ And now back to our regularly scheduled Blaziken posting! ]|

[𝔹𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕪 @Sharp_shootin]

|[ On this topic, 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 be afraid to approach me if it turns out I'm following someone who's doing anything like that.

I will fully admit that I am a big dummy, and sometimes I miss things. I never mean, nor do I want to, follow those kinds of fucked up accounts.

[𝔹𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕪 @Sharp_shootin]

|[ Hey, how about you don't follow me/interact with my posts in any way if you're gonna condone some fucked illegal shit, yeah?

Because I will block you so fast

[𝔹𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕪 @Sharp_shootin]

No, he won't let cook a meal on his abs.
Stop asking.

. . . But yes, he is technically capable of it.

[𝔹𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕪 @Sharp_shootin]

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