Sharpboy👣

Based on true stories🧵
My comeback is sponsored by God🤲

MIASANMIA

[Nomy @Nomywzm]

Many times it’s frustrating and exhausting

but you just have to keep going,

the goal is”getting to the top

Your account can’t grow by itself,

[ｗａｍｂｏ🎀 @its_me_wambo]

Kuna watu wakikupigia simu unasema “niko busy” before hata usikie wanataka nini. 😂😭📱

[Kenyaan_coco @Kenyan_Coco]

Kumbe ni @Entr_dawood hushinda akiniwekelea mummy jeans kwa mabega kila siku hapa TRM

[Kenyaan_coco @Kenyan_Coco]

Leo Dawood dawa imepenya kwelikweli 😂😂

[T-BAG🇰🇪 @tbagcity]

Whoever is getting laid today please go an extra round for me,I ain't getting shit.

[T-BAG🇰🇪 @tbagcity]

Men prefer marrying behaviour over beuty then go on cheating with beuty over behaviour.

[IVY @ivymuthe]

So Mama Ida Odinga allowed Sifuna to sit on Baba’s seat in Bondo. There are signs, guys.

[leman @lemandorlz]

Why do we have to open our yansh when shutting,why not open our mouth,so it comes out of our mouth 😫🥹🙂‍↕️

[Richie Kijana @Rich_ouma]

The only qualification I have is being at least 18yrs 😪 😔

[mwandi @kijanayakilungu]

the comfort in knowing that there’s always a better... is really killing me

[Dawood🇰🇪🇸🇦 @Entr_dawood]

Mnaniitaga chairman nadhani ni from love, kumbe ni bait mkigonja siku kama ya leo. I will forgive but not forget.😆😂

[moa⚕️ @morgan879475]

Nani sijawashia notification ?

[Sy🌎✨️ @sy_investor]

Some nights you just lie down and start thinking about every decision you've made since childhood.

[Vanessa ⭐ @vanessv_h]

How do I overcome the anxiety of driving on the highway?
Omg please don’t tell me to practise!😭 cos how am I going to get in the highway without being hit by other cars? How will I know which roads to use to get where? Bruh how will I switch lanes?? How how how how? Other than practise😭💀 there’s gotta be another way guys.

[GTAKenyanstories🇰🇪 @Tjhe_is]

"Leteni mwili tueke mbele ya keki tupige mapicha"

[Fanzy 💫 @Ifanyima]

I'm so stressed I need to be kissed for 2 hours straight 🤧

[Karani @Weyne_west]

Bro to bro : ukioa , usilale na bibi mchana, hio ni masaa ya kutafuta pesa.

[Mjukuu 🇰🇪 💥 @User01KE]

Kuna msichana amesema ukiwekanisha Dawood na Book Ten pamoja ndio utajua Book Ten anakuaga light skin

[kayee @ka2eeee]

The moment you stop trying to be a 'good person' and embrace your selfish, ruthless nature, life unlocks god mode.

[T R E C C ○ @TRECCO_him_dawg]

We will never find someone effortlessly funny like Raila Odinga