Sharpboy👣

My comeback is sponsored by God🤲

[Sharpboy👣 @Sharpboyjp]

1+1=2 but if you're poor, 1+1=3

[Kijana ya Misa🇰🇪 @kijana_misa]

In the Luo community, if you’re the first man to marry into a homestead and one of your wife’s siblings passes away, tradition requires you to attend the burial and provide a sheep for slaughter

[~Munga Goon~ @Goonfifteen]

The Only Capital City you can fairly compare with Nairobi 🇰🇪on this Globe is Nairobi 🇰🇪 New York is like a Sub Village in Nairobi

[Sharpboy👣 @Sharpboyjp]

@onjolo_kenya Eeeiiiy😂😂😂😂 mkona ubaya jameni😂😂

[ONJOLO KENYA🇰🇪 @onjolo_kenya]

Mtu akikuangalia vizuri haezi jua hujui LC Waikiki

[Harmo @harmkimkim]

Spotify wameenda kukata wakapata 43bob Mpesa na ni fuliza limit😂😂

[🍁Macha icon🍁 @__machaicon]

Pulling "uko wapi" when tracing a girl you've been simping on her dms begging to hit and finally she accepts that certain ka-happiness ya maji kwa tumbo hukua real 😅💔

[ATWOLI™ @Atworih]

I am a mom. ...a single mother

[Kijana ya Misa🇰🇪 @kijana_misa]

Nyashinski is one of the most overrated artists in Kenya. Honestly, I would put him in the same category as Stevo Simple Boy.

[Grandson @Isaac304ktrey]

Barcelona-ov 3.5
Atletico-chwaki
Arsenal-chwaki
Inter-chwaki
STAKE HIGH

[Cassandra 🌺 @Casandrafaith25]

Aty Diddy has reportedly passed away😲

[Kneegrow🇯🇲 @_mungai254_]

You're suspecting she's cheating,broo she is cheating right now ,you just have to trust your instincts

[Sharpboy👣 @Sharpboyjp]

@blackSaint_vii Wins jomba

[_.BLACK._ @blackSaint_vii]

Ndio kijana long and black naingia 22, grateful to the universe 🥳

[Sharpboy👣 @Sharpboyjp]

@manzlikefloki AthletiCo kichwa na wapate red card 2nd half😂😂

[Ɍøøꝁ✝️ @mk_psycho_]

Mimi helb yangu ya kwanza nilitenga 10k ya investment. Nilibuy kuku tatu 700 each (2100), nikabuy na mayai ndo zitage, I bought almost 25 eggs buana. Nikachukua 4k nikabuy mbuzi mwenye hajazaa, doo ilibaki nikarepair place kuku na mbuzi zingelala coz material were readily available.

So nikawacha kuku na mbuzi zangu ndo Mum anichungie buana. Lemme tell you maina Dec holiday nilirudi nikapata kuku moja pekee, niliuliza mum akanishow moja alipea pastor😂💔, some kupanda mbegu shii, hiyo ngine alichinjia the same pastor, mbuzi yangu too was gone, alisema alikosa pesa ya chama akauza. I was so frustrated buana. She said she could refund the mbuzi money but hadi wa leo, nilisare tu.

[Kijana ya Misa🇰🇪 @kijana_misa]

I can already see myself on these matatu graffiti walls one day just like Mr. RIGHT.

[Paisy @paisylynn]

If my PIN is really a secret, why does the ATM tell me I’ve entered the wrong PIN?

[Abuga with a G🐐 @abuga_01]

Lakini mimi huheshimu watu wameunda tu brand buana. Shit takes alot buana big ups sana na izidi kujipa🫡

[Sharpboy👣 @Sharpboyjp]

Pure ragebait huh

[Rob Finnerty @RobFinnertyUSA]

I want to offer an apology to the people of Nairobi, Kenya. The passion you have your city and homeland is amazing… We all make mistakes. I misspoke, and I am sorry to anyone I have offended.🙌