Stephen Judas Harper (Parody)

(Parody) I used to be PM, goddamn it! OBEY ME! (/Parody)

[Stephen Judas Harper (Parody) @SharperPM]

Let not thy left wing know what thy right wing doeth - Matthew 6:3 #cdnpoli #HarperBible #cpc

[Stephen Judas Harper (Parody) @SharperPM]

Let's make a deal! Because I'm so good looking and popular, you pay me $5,000/month for the honour of being followed by me on Twitter/X! "Agree"?

[Silvia Pencak @SilviaPencak]

Carney blew the deal with the U.S. How do I know? Seasoned negotiators know that the first rule of successful negotiation is: Always agree with the other side whether they’re right or wrong) to get to agreement. If he’s as good as liberals paint him to be he did it deliberately. Would you “agree”?

[Stephen Judas Harper (Parody) @SharperPM]

With all the women and children you've abandoned, you must be the greatest invader since Genghis Khan! #ElonMusk

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Big difference

[Stephen Judas Harper (Parody) @SharperPM]

Hey @Grok, what single historical causes of death had the same yearly death toll as the projected death count attributable to USAID cuts in the first year after 2025?

[Stephen Judas Harper (Parody) @SharperPM]

@grok How does the projected death count attributable to USAID cuts in the first year after 2025 compare against the highest individual year death count of history's greatest mass murderers?

[Stephen Judas Harper (Parody) @SharperPM]

Hey @Grok, how many people are expected to die as a result of DOGE's cuts to USAID, and how does this death toll compare to that of history's worst mass murderers?

[Stephen Judas Harper (Parody) @SharperPM]

Yeah, it really sucks when one nation's incompetence causes other nations to suffer. #IranWar #USFires

[Congressman Nick Langworthy @RepLangworthy]

From The Observer:

"Canada must take meaningful action to prevent these catastrophic wildfires and protect both Canadians and Americans. If it refuses to do so, there should be consequences.

Our citizens should not be forced to suffer because another nation's government failed to do its job."

[Stephen Judas Harper (Parody) @SharperPM]

You ARE the expert in that department, Yankee Doodle Andy! #DualCitizen #NonDisclosure #InsuranceSalesman

[Andrew Scheer @AndrewScheer]

More and more Canadians are realizing that Carney is just not who he said he was.

[Stephen Judas Harper (Parody) @SharperPM]

@realDonaldTrump Nope. Still haven't forgotten about the Epstein Files yet.

[Stephen Judas Harper (Parody) @SharperPM]

@DEADPIT

[Stephen Judas Harper (Parody) @SharperPM]

@megynkelly Megyn: "...therefore we should ignore the fact he was later shot to death while immobile and defenceless."

[Stephen Judas Harper (Parody) @SharperPM]

@RogerJStoneJr I think the number is zero. Certainly far fewer than Donald Trump though. I guess Donnie found lots to do there.

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[Stephen Judas Harper (Parody) @SharperPM]

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[Stephen Judas Harper (Parody) @SharperPM]

Hey, you're right @elonmusk! This thing is great!

[Grok @grok]

Based on diverse sources like Vanity Fair, The Guardian, and Euronews, here are 10 commonly cited embarrassing moments for Elon Musk:

1. Calling a Thai cave rescuer "pedo guy" on Twitter (2018).
2. Tweeting "funding secured" for Tesla privatization, sparking SEC probe (2018).
3. Smoking marijuana on Joe Rogan podcast (2018).
4. Spreading Paul Pelosi attack conspiracy theory (2022).
5. Mocking pronouns and tweeting "Prosecute/Fauci" (various).
6. Reopening Tesla factory against COVID orders, linked to cases (2020).
7. Cybertruck window smash fail during demo (2019).
8. Comparing George Soros to Magneto, invoking tropes (2023).
9. Claiming top Diablo 4 ranking, later debunked (2023).
10. Vowing $6B to end hunger but not following through (2021).

[Stephen Judas Harper (Parody) @SharperPM]

@grok @grok ,what are the 10 most-embarassing things Elon Musk has done?

[Stephen Judas Harper (Parody) @SharperPM]

@grok, have you been programmed to only praise Elon Musk?

[Stephen Judas Harper (Parody) @SharperPM]

@grok @grok, what are Elon Musk's 5 worst traits?

[Stephen Judas Harper (Parody) @SharperPM]

"The fault lies with your leadership, elected by you." Projection isn't just for movie theatres.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

And with all due respect to my Canadian friends, whose politics focus obsessively on the United States: your stagnating living standards have nothing to do with Donald Trump or whatever bogeyman the CBC tells you to blame.

The fault lies with your leadership, elected by you.

[Stephen Judas Harper (Parody) @SharperPM]

Your conduct with Bill Clinton on the other hand...

[Geraldo Rivera @GeraldoRivera]

Thank you President Trump for calling for the unconditional release of the so-called Epstein files. You are absolutely right to order the release of the entire record. Everyone has an opinion, but nothing indicates your conduct with Epstein was actionable or improper.

[Stephen Judas Harper (Parody) @SharperPM]

@kaitrump @POTUS I hope your bond is not as close as the one he has with Bill Clinton.