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my life’s a joke and I’m the punch line.not all my tweets can be taken at face value.

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Hey Twitter world, someone buy my rocks(Australian opal)

You won’t beat my prices. Promise that

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@jmthrivept 3…

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

America, start your engines.

📺 @FOXSports & @TelemundoSports
📍 Seattle, Washington
⏰ 8PM ET / 5PM PT

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@BosniaNTBall Almost only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades my friends.

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: Folarin Balogun will be available to play in USA's Round of 16 match against Belgium on Monday, FIFA announced.

The FIFA Disciplinary Committee has suspended the red card issued to the USA striker during their Round of 32 win over Bosnia and Herzegovina.

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Haha yupppp #aurora #northernlights #NY

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@mentalmommy_ Clear as day defense “I thought he was going to choke me”.

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@NJDcommenter @AlexC_NJD If he was the replacement, you don’t offer a one year deal.
Sunny wants the player, and is sticking it to Utah after they backed out of a trade.
It’s nothing more than Sunny asserting himself at the table and saying, I’m not Fitz, I don’t play second fiddle

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Me to Bosnia-Herzegovina right now despite multiple consecutive decades of not caring about soccer:

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@CandidateWalk @DariusJButler Red card is an auto 1 game suspension. So he’s out next game.

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@CandidateWalk @DariusJButler It’s not so much that as we lost our leading scorer for the next round

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@Willpa11 And he’s out next game.. that’s the killer

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@WisKanSass Hmmm. That’s super borderline. If you don’t drive a lot, run it. If you do 25k miles a year, I’d learn towards the higher payout and looking for something in the 60-80,000 mile range.

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Even if USA wins tonight we lost our leading scorer for the next game.. such a shite call

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@TheBrattPack63 @NJDevils I legit saw 3x9m and go, well that seems an overpay slightly and then realized it’s 3x3m=9m and got very excited

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Lord give me a woman that isn’t a bass fisherman

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Why would someone let you drive 3 hours and then just ghost you. Ignore you. Nothing lead up to that happening. Absolutely nothing. Now I wasted a weekend with the boys for something that didn’t even happen

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Literally sick to my stomach.

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Welp pretty much felt this happening cause it always does and I’m over here acting like a shouldn’t be surprised.