Shauna JeAnne

[Shauna JeAnne @ShaunaJPrentice]

The damsels are depressed alright and we get our joy from the thought of @ewarren becoming president.

[ESPN @espn]

The Kings have been crowned 👑

The Louisville Kings win the United Bowl in their FIRST SEASON in the league!

@UFLKings

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I heard an interview today about AI in creative spaces and the man being interviewed said “AI is data, and Data can only look backwards. Creativity looks forwards.” And I need to sit with that in the best possible way.

[Shauna JeAnne @ShaunaJPrentice]

Ok I do think this is funny but I can’t help but think the idea came from the recent skit that went around from the UK version of SNL with Mario and Princess Peach. An argument between a couple through the lens of some very left field characters. Similar!!

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

a scene from the crumbling marriage of two auctioneers

[Racing Louisville FC @RacingLouFC]

Everyone watched women’s sports today 🌹

[Kentucky Derby @KentuckyDerby]

Smile! It's Derby day.

[Shauna JeAnne @ShaunaJPrentice]

It’s so overwhelming.

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[izzy ☁️ @theprophizzy]

nothing makes me happier than taylor consistently rejecting the idea that feeling and expressing your emotions passionately is embarrassing. she's a breath of fresh air in an epidemic of nonchalance

[bookishTachyon ΘΔ 🇵🇸 @bookishTachyon]

We’ve lost the art of just being like “hey man that was kinda uncool.” Everything has to be the biggest deal ever and people have to be groveling begging for forgiveness and apologizing profusely for every little thing. Sometimes a “yeah that was uncool my fault guys” is enough

[Shauna JeAnne @ShaunaJPrentice]

https://t.co/8awTNkVdNZ

[Ty Spalding @TySpalding]

All night. Blare it.

[Alyssa Newton 📸 @AlyssaKNewton]

.@zachlanebryan brought up playing basketball at UofL with @patkelsey watching:

“You ever been a 5’10 man… in a college basketball gym… with a D1 coach watching you play? It’s pretty —— weird. Shout out to that guy though, he was amazing”

[nile @nileandah]

this is my version of an egot

[Mike Rutherford @CardChronicle]

The folks driving by and honking at the Cardinal bird inflatable are giving me life.

THE BUZZ IS BACK

[Frank Anselem - Ibe @the2kfranky]

If I send you this we’re moving on to the next round!! #McThreely #MarchMadness 🕺🏽🏀

[Mike Rutherford @CardChronicle]

It’s been nine absurdly long years since the last time we had the chance to say this, so you knew it was never going to be easy, but …

STILL DANCING

[Libriscent @libriscent]

perfectionism with ADHD is so funny because you'll spend 6 hours perfecting something that didn't need to be perfect while avoiding the actually important thing because what if you can't do it perfectly

[Shauna JeAnne @ShaunaJPrentice]

Did April Fools come early or

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

Introducing the Espresso Proteini, infused with Buffalo Dry Rub and jam-packed with 10 grams of protein. You’re welcome for the macros.

Launching in select locations nationwide starting on Friday, March 13 and available through Sunday, March 15. Select participating sports bar locations include Hendersonville, TN; Shorewood, IL; Alpharetta, GA; Lemmon, TX; and Orlando, FL

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

As a therapist, I want to tell you: “You loved him because love is in you. You had fun because you are fun. You felt happy because you are a happy person. You gave your all because that is who you are. You have a really beautiful way of loving, and you are going to be okay.”

[Frank Anselem - Ibe @the2kfranky]

Adrian Wooley My GOAT

[M. Nolan Gray 🥑 @mnolangray]

"Babe, it's not clutter. It's the Japanese practice of tsundoku."