Professor Beardaff

still trippin'

[Robert McCahill @robertmccahill2]

Who the fuck is lets off fireworks in October?

My poor dog is hiding under the Christmas tree.

[ogmaxb @ogm4xb_]

if i die all my boys got permission to say “on my dead homie” and then tell a lie

[Professor Beardaff @ShaunTear]

@1Jodierussell Retweet

[Professor Beardaff @ShaunTear]

Mario Kart deluxe, yaaass ya fucking dancer

[Will McKee @Will__McKee]

I’m on my flight back to belfast and they said “any drinks or snacks” and I shouted “what is this, a cabinet meeting?” And everyone started applauding and they have let me have a go at steering.

[Professor Beardaff @ShaunTear]

Troops get on it, Border Roofing are doing a deal on chimneys. First one’s on the house.

[Professor Beardaff @ShaunTear]

I love Jodie Russell so much it’s actual mental how sound she is

[Joanna McKee @jmk33__]

If parallel parking was in squid game I would be pan breed within 30 seconds

[Professor Beardaff @ShaunTear]

@1Jodierussell

[Professor Beardaff @ShaunTear]

Fun fact: Ogres are not like cakes.

[Professor Beardaff @ShaunTear]

@1Jodierussell @shaun_harrold Rude

[Professor Beardaff @ShaunTear]

Morag Russell couldn’t stovie a tattie if it she tried.

[Professor Beardaff @ShaunTear]

I just got bullied cyber style fi G & M Russell. Night.

[Professor Beardaff @ShaunTear]

@robbie_cockburn Boy’s about 3k offside.🤣

[Professor Beardaff @ShaunTear]

@willyt1993 Ootrageous 😂

[Professor Beardaff @ShaunTear]

@Brez01 @DaleMoffat4 Hungry laddie.

[Professor Beardaff @ShaunTear]

@JaysonCoakley Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

[Professor Beardaff @ShaunTear]

@Brez01 A vimto aftershave.