ShavedGolf

Tech by day, agitated sports fan by night. Timbers. Thorns; Sec 109. AFC Bournemouth. Blazers. | Beer. Whiskey. Video games. Running. Soccer. Futsal.

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@BadDecisions_FC @kstal21 I did not drink enough before that game.

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@BadDecisions_FC @kylewe

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Find me on that other app with the same handle

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Us...

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Our toddler today...

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Portland Birding Birdy McBird-face

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@BillyCarruther3 @rok_chick @grtWisc @ABC Withholding information about the world and the people in it is brainwashing.

Only teaching a portion of history because the other parts hurt your feelings is brainwashing.

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@Rayterrill @nomadpdx Office Space

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@kstal21 I'm sorry your time was cut short. She is a beautiful animal, and she'll always be with you in memory. Big hug, friend.

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@WinTheDay848 The shorts really make the fit!

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@WinTheDay848 @white_nic97 @JustLuminator Oh I misunderstood. Yeah...not double for Rise Against. Still would have been cool tho.

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@WinTheDay848 @white_nic97 @JustLuminator I woulda paid double for a blink and ratm show!

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@JustLuminator "this is where the super sonics used to lose, right?" 😂

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"Don't forget to trim your ear hair before you go to the Blink 182 concert" is just expert level trolling from my wife.

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I woulda toe poked that in #rctid

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Anyway...Timbers still lookin for that first league-play nuthatch

#rctid

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Me: ...Sophia Smith scored three...

Shit My Wife Says: Oh...a nuthatch? ...what's that called?

...nut breaker?

Me: nope. yep. nuthatch. nailed it.

#BAONPDX

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