Shawan

Medical+Security Analyst. Likes to dive deep into the details. Playing CTFs is my guilty pleasure.

[Shawan @Shawan_J]

@us_troller @hinduleft @Being_Humor @ridewithalii

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@ESPNcricinfo Nonsense, World cup is so far ahead. Can’t he hop onto a different flight. What is this joke!

[Shawan @Shawan_J]

@kushansarkar Umran Malik incoming

[Shawan @Shawan_J]

@ArunArunVV @avinashs11 @GitaSKapoor_ The feeling of doing suicide v/s actual attempting it is the real difference. Many many people get the 1st one and later forget about it but only some of them proceed towards attempting. Within the first suicide episode, a person tries 25 times on average to get it right.

[Shawan @Shawan_J]

@ArunArunVV @avinashs11 @GitaSKapoor_ It is not necessary that a person who attempted suicide earlier in their life would attempt again anytime in future with high probability.

Depression and Anxiety driven thoughts can be alleviated with SSRIs or SNRIs.

[Shawan @Shawan_J]

@wholemars @elonmusk @RenataKonkoly Exactly, Tell him to get that scammy FSD work. Elon has tanked Tesla. Tesla brand is now a joke

[Shawan @Shawan_J]

@elonmusk Outcome of this conflict is Tesla will be exposed to the world. Fake FSD!

[Shawan @Shawan_J]

Make this guy irrelevant.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Ukraine-Russia Peace:

- Redo elections of annexed regions under UN supervision. Russia leaves if that is will of the people.

- Crimea formally part of Russia, as it has been since 1783 (until Khrushchev’s mistake).

- Water supply to Crimea assured.

- Ukraine remains neutral.

[Shawan @Shawan_J]

@ArunArunVV @avinashs11 @GitaSKapoor_ Educating about suicide or university wide 24x7 suicide helpline definitely helps and that should be bare minimum for any such university imo

[Shawan @Shawan_J]

@ArunArunVV @avinashs11 @GitaSKapoor_ The point here was - The fan is too lightweight to carry out a suicide but can invoke the sensor to identify if someone actively attempted a suicide.

I agree (& that was my point in main tweet as well) that there r other alternatives to do suicide but that was a separate topic

[Shawan @Shawan_J]

@ArunArunVV @avinashs11 @GitaSKapoor_ bruh, This is very easy. Do you know hotels have smoke detector sensors and fire alarm sensors in the room?

They can directly tell the control room which exact room are they enabled. This is not some big tech.

[Shawan @Shawan_J]

@rajeevMP_ Marna hi tha toh usko churo daal ke phir atmahatya kar leti. 😕

[Shawan @Shawan_J]

@avinashs11 @GitaSKapoor_ There are more ways to die if someone really wants to die though. Although they can put a sensor which alerts some team 24x7 in case a fan comes down so they can run to that room and ensure the person doesn’t attempt any other way to die

[Shawan @Shawan_J]

@CricCrazyJohns chahar is bhuvi replacement. Don’t bring in him please. Shami the run machine is fine

[Shawan @Shawan_J]

Play 14 games in IPL -> Get Injured before 2022 T20 WC -> Recover -> Play 14 games in IPL -> Get Injured for 2023 WC

Jasprit Bumrah kinda L

[BCCI @BCCI]

NEWS - Jasprit Bumrah ruled out of ICC Men’s T20 World Cup 2022.

More details here - https://t.co/H1Stfs3YuE #TeamIndia

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@BCCI Shameless Bumrah will now play all of the IPL games

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@icelandcricket Pakistan, South Africa, Australia, England (If Harshal Patel plays)

Pakistan, India, Australia, England (If Harshal Fraud Patel doesn’t play)

[Shawan @Shawan_J]

@Samudragupta091 @tweetraaj2 @Being_Humor Exactly, by the time he’d get any girlfriend. She would have been atleast railed by 5 boys in the past.

[Shawan @Shawan_J]

@vivek_tcs @hinduleft @Being_Humor Exactly, When she fell in love she was 16. At that time, there is no hypergamy involved. By the time the decision to marry came, she was already too invested in him to retract out of the relationship.