Shawn Borrello

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

I'm retiring. In my spare time, I'll be tweeting #LFG

[Shawn Borrello @Shawn_Borrello]

@9Lyonsmark Yeah, but he’s only going to get a fine. What a world we live in

[Shawn Borrello @Shawn_Borrello]

@hasanminhaj #wakeupyoutube

[Shawn Borrello @Shawn_Borrello]

#youtubewakeup

[feitelberg @FeitsBarstool]

Boy oh boy have there been some stressful games today you guys should just get first round byes it's way better

[Shawn Borrello @Shawn_Borrello]

I love my friends and my life. And if you don’t get on it. 2019 isn’t about that.

[feitelberg @FeitsBarstool]

Are you kidding me?

[Shawn Borrello @Shawn_Borrello]

@FeitsBarstool

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

A lot of people are probably drinking hot cocoa, sitting by the fireplace enjoying the first snow of the year. I am on a plane to Chicago to do big boy business. United Airlines said the weather was too bad to fly. I said get that bird in the air. Attack, attack, attack.

[Shawn Borrello @Shawn_Borrello]

Why is Turkey Day only socially acceptable this month, I want to have a meal like this every three months. At least

[Shawn Borrello @Shawn_Borrello]

Took a picture with @FeitsBarstool tonight and left him alone as quickly as possible. True @KFCradio listener

[collin @guyschoiceaward]

HELP ME PLEASE. COORS FIELD NEEDS AN ORGANIST

[Shawn Borrello @Shawn_Borrello]

@KFCBarstool This is funnier than the likes it’s getting.

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

people love tweeting about how everyone is doing their best but that’s demonstrably false I’m half-assing everything literally all the time and I bet you are too

[YP @YoungPageviews]

Humans have a lot of answers for a lot of things but there are really no good ways to deal with your dog dying. Pretty much just absolute shit all the way around

[Shawn Borrello @Shawn_Borrello]

@KFCBarstool @FeitsBarstool @KFCradio how I feel every time I listen

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Me and everyone who I'm friends with

[feitelberg @FeitsBarstool]

I love the favorite button cuz it’s such a polite way to say “hey I want absolutely nothing to do with this conversation anymore. I’m sick of talking to you. But here have a heart”

[Shawn Borrello @Shawn_Borrello]

I love the fact my mom wine drunk texts me at 5 in the afternoon on a Tuesday

[¥oi££€ 🌵🐪 @engeBe_Tc]

“Liquids don’t have calories, everybody knows that.” @FeitsBarstool