ᑕOᑌᑕᕼ Oᖴ Iᗪᕮᗩᔕ

Proponent of Dance, Absurdist Literature, Psycho-Geography and Situationist Theory.

[ᑕOᑌᑕᕼ Oᖴ Iᗪᕮᗩᔕ @ShawnAbnoxious]

@aero_stax ?

[ᑕOᑌᑕᕼ Oᖴ Iᗪᕮᗩᔕ @ShawnAbnoxious]

#ꇻI

[ᑕOᑌᑕᕼ Oᖴ Iᗪᕮᗩᔕ @ShawnAbnoxious]

"I always fart before I sit down."
#EightYearOlds

[ᑕOᑌᑕᕼ Oᖴ Iᗪᕮᗩᔕ @ShawnAbnoxious]

@PhotogOnFire
Thats the biggest cam-corder I have ever seen.

[ᑕOᑌᑕᕼ Oᖴ Iᗪᕮᗩᔕ @ShawnAbnoxious]

I didn't put pants on today and I have no plans to put pants on tomorrow. #SoItGoes #FTW #goals

[ᑕOᑌᑕᕼ Oᖴ Iᗪᕮᗩᔕ @ShawnAbnoxious]

. W O R K
the other
four-letter word.

[ᑕOᑌᑕᕼ Oᖴ Iᗪᕮᗩᔕ @ShawnAbnoxious]

#itiswhatitis #titpocaypse

[ᑕOᑌᑕᕼ Oᖴ Iᗪᕮᗩᔕ @ShawnAbnoxious]

The Government needs to keep its damn hands off my microwave dinners!
#NoBreakroomIsSafe
#ForkNOTincluded

[ᑕOᑌᑕᕼ Oᖴ Iᗪᕮᗩᔕ @ShawnAbnoxious]

What did YOU have for dinner?

[ᑕOᑌᑕᕼ Oᖴ Iᗪᕮᗩᔕ @ShawnAbnoxious]

The Apocalypse; because no one wants to go to work Monday morning.

[ᑕOᑌᑕᕼ Oᖴ Iᗪᕮᗩᔕ @ShawnAbnoxious]

"What ARE you doing?"

>"Digging up imaginary Coconuts!"

#eightyearolds

[ᑕOᑌᑕᕼ Oᖴ Iᗪᕮᗩᔕ @ShawnAbnoxious]

"Are you throwing away the pens that are out of ink?"

"No. I'm putting them back in the drawer."

#eightyearolds

[ᑕOᑌᑕᕼ Oᖴ Iᗪᕮᗩᔕ @ShawnAbnoxious]

"Your looking at me funny!" said the #eightyearold

"Im looking at everyone funny MY EYE IS PARALYZED"

[ᑕOᑌᑕᕼ Oᖴ Iᗪᕮᗩᔕ @ShawnAbnoxious]

Since receiving doctors orders to wear an eye-patch for an ailment, I have been approached 3 times to be hired as a hitman.

[ᑕOᑌᑕᕼ Oᖴ Iᗪᕮᗩᔕ @ShawnAbnoxious]

"BIRTH CONTROL would be a great #bandname " said the Dad.

"NO IT WOULDN'T!!!" replied the #eightyearold

[ᑕOᑌᑕᕼ Oᖴ Iᗪᕮᗩᔕ @ShawnAbnoxious]

"I would rather eat Broccoli than drink water from a faucet,"
#EightYearOlds

[ᑕOᑌᑕᕼ Oᖴ Iᗪᕮᗩᔕ @ShawnAbnoxious]

"You know who Stephen Hawkings is?"
>>"Yeah, I listen to his songs all the time!"
#EightYearOlds

[ᑕOᑌᑕᕼ Oᖴ Iᗪᕮᗩᔕ @ShawnAbnoxious]

Micanopy aka 'Tailgator' aka 'Eater' aka 'Paul Blart Mall Cop' aka 'Wrappers' Working on his #Paperwork
#GreatPyrenees #MountainDog

[ᑕOᑌᑕᕼ Oᖴ Iᗪᕮᗩᔕ @ShawnAbnoxious]

@mardouohio Heck yeah you do! I bet some of it isnt on WAR too!

[ᑕOᑌᑕᕼ Oᖴ Iᗪᕮᗩᔕ @ShawnAbnoxious]

Orange is the new #UltrAmerica