*pregames hard af so won’t have to buy drinks out and is already tossed like a salad*
At bar:
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t fucking do it
Me: “yeah can I get 2 amf’s?”