ℚ𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕨 𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕨

These hands are Rated E for everyone call me Rocky Bal-Noah

[jackson 🇪🇸 @jacksonicide]

The sensor at urinals scans your penis and sells it to palantir

[ℚ𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕨 𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕨 @ShawShow94]

@WCoscore @TheClapperton @unclecrashy Go ahead try it buddy you’re not gonna get very far

[ℚ𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕨 𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕨 @ShawShow94]

@TheClapperton @unclecrashy The Crapperton

[Addicus Sappington @AddicusSapp]

Where to find condoms that aren’t so baggy google search

[ℚ𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕨 𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕨 @ShawShow94]

@NHL It’s not connected franchise that’s false advertising it’s Fantasy Hockey Season mode no draft picks no prospects no retiring no aging just horrible incompetent game development

[ℚ𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕨 𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕨 @ShawShow94]

@MikeStrawMedia Gotta love it Mike the gall to lie right in our face an call it what it isn’t

[ℚ𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕨 𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕨 @ShawShow94]

@littlejerry91 @TheClapperton Pipe down little jery

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

I’ll tell you one thing if I ever get brought up on some charges and my trans gf shows up in boymode, they gonna have to add some new charges

[sev @t0rmentedd]

She’s just using me for my below average penis and my slightly overweight body and my empty bank account

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Fuckin jackasses shooting off fireworks scared my dog & now he's on my bed.

[Ian Carroll @IanCarrollShow]

Love your country, hate your government.

[supreme hater @andsheit]

This xitter user is proposing a bold new idea of delivering vulnerable women directly to rapists

[Jon @jonsaysx]

Do not comply

[Buksterlin @andy_buksterlin]

There’s always resource for the police state.

[The Dank Knight 🦇 @capeandcowell]

It’s going to take public executions to right this ship and we all know it.

[ℚ𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕨 𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕨 @ShawShow94]

@EvyHorrorII @sidmeowsby You have severe mental issues

[Matt @mattsutaaki]

taking the wrong lesson from women finding james gandolfini hot and just getting really fat

[ℚ𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕨 𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕨 @ShawShow94]

@Dick_Capital Unprecedented Alpha

[EspacioNX @EspacioNX]

"It's just a game"

The game: