the worst

gentle scum

[the worst @ShaySlye]

My brain: lets get real high, make burritos and read a book

Me: ok

My brain: ok

Me:

My brain: ok u have to get up

Me: no, u first

[the worst @ShaySlye]

@CosmicCoob I dare you!

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I want to do a photoshoot surrounded by the 150+ plates I handbuilt before I deliver them next month… it’d be so fucking epic

[the worst @ShaySlye]

You grabbed my hand and we fell into it

[the worst @ShaySlye]

Any small biz friends ever have an issue with people not paying the other 50% of their invoice? Like a couple thousand dollars? Asking for a friend while I white knuckle my last $3

[the worst @ShaySlye]

Every day I wake up.
Slip on my skin and suit up.

[the worst @ShaySlye]

Like a daydream or a fever

[the worst @ShaySlye]

My wordle stats are gone and I’m stupid upset about it. I was only a few days from having played 100 at 100% no losses

[the worst @ShaySlye]

I never pictured myself applying for food stamps at nearly 26 but here I yam 🍠 no shame in not being a starving artist

[the worst @ShaySlye]

I’d rather die than owe the hospital ‘til I get old

[the worst @ShaySlye]

I didn’t even know they made men like the guy I’m seeing. I am a smitten kitten these days.

[the worst @ShaySlye]

I currently have a kayak, a unicycle, and a dead snake (amongst other things thou shall not name) in the back of my van.

Lmao I was today years old when I realized how fucking weird I am.

[the worst @ShaySlye]

@JaceHoag Maybe life wasn’t so great that night and said person relapsed. I bet they don’t feel great about doing so.

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@JaceHoag Eh I love being held accountable but addiction shaming is weird. Never thought I’d be an alcoholic. Also never thought it’d be so difficult to stop.

[the worst @ShaySlye]

What an absolute mind fuck of a day

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Im sooo not ready for the conversation/confrontation/creeps that come with opening a brick and mortar shop lololol

[the worst @ShaySlye]

Yesterday the sky was you and I still feel the same

[the worst @ShaySlye]

Take me to la saladita

[the worst @ShaySlye]

Pfffffft .06¢ overdraft has me feeling like a baller hahaha I was expecting my account to be dead and gone

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I woke up to a call from the bank this morning and I know damn well the bank never calls YOU with good news so uh… good morning to me. Fml.

[the worst @ShaySlye]

@Grace__Georgia Washington will always be here for yous 💕 I know the feels you’re experiencing and trust me… you’ll get back to the states and think, “why did I miss this place? And why is everything and everyone sooo loud?”

Also… it’s snowing right now. And you’d be pissed 🤣

Love you G.