Shayna

I play with monkeys all day. Michigander. My dog's my best friend.

[Shayna @ShBurrage]

@ATWWDpodcast I just listened to the Mandela effect episode and for me, I always thought the monopoly man had a monocle because of the scene in Ace Ventura 😅

[Shayna @ShBurrage]

Rock dinner theater was a lot of fun! @ Orlando FORUM https://t.co/VW0VALZbcK

[Shayna @ShBurrage]

@mthrasher95 Drunk before 1 pm? Why not. 😂😂 #hoco2k19

[Shayna @ShBurrage]

So far spent my night watching my favorite slasher movie (Scream of course), listening to @ICENINEKILLS, and taking my dog out to pee in the dark while there was whistling in the distance. Yup, it's definitely Friday the 13th! 🖤

[Shayna @ShBurrage]

@JackBarakat

[Shayna @ShBurrage]

@JoshRamsay It sounds like a great and thoroughly planned birthday! ❤️

[Hsoj Yasmar @JoshRamsay]

Gender stereotypes are stupid. I'm more pretty than handsome, and love rocking makeup. You do not need to be in the community to love pride. They welcome everyone. Vancouver pride is my favorite holiday. It's a beautiful welcoming culture. Party of the year, everytime ✊

[Niehoff @tyler_niehoff]

This is absolutely wild. Worth the read

[Shayna @ShBurrage]

I can't begin to describe how much it meant to me to go see @mtrench live last night! I've been trying to make it to a concert for years and I finally got to! They killed it! ❤️ #SuspendingGravityTour

[Shayna @ShBurrage]

Only 4 more days till I get to meet @mtrench in Grand Rapids. So excited to meet @JoshRamsay, @MattWebbMT, and the rest of the band! #SuspendingGravityTour

[Shayna @ShBurrage]

New hair! https://t.co/kgYp24vJsB

[Shayna @ShBurrage]

Why can't Jane and Rafael just be happy? 😡 #TeamRafael

[Shayna @ShBurrage]

I work a lot. I have a major test to take in less than 2 weeks. Finally get a break, and what do I do? Binge watch @bradmondonyc videos like crazy wishing we were friends and he could do my hair. Lazy person in me is currently winning.

[Shayna @ShBurrage]

People from Indiana complain that nothing exciting ever happens in Indiana.
@GrantRandom on @SXMOctane: "A man from Marion, IN shot himself in the dick."
People from Indiana: Ope!

[Shayna @ShBurrage]

@xoemkate This actually happened to me at work today. I had a heart attack.

[Anne Hegerty @anne_hegerty]

I feel all Terry Pratchett fans will agree that if you could turn a Feegle into a bird, this is what it would look like.

[Shayna @ShBurrage]

@JoshRamsay This is me before every trip I ever take

[Shayna @ShBurrage]

Listening to the best new album I've heard in years. #MTPhantoms

[Shayna @ShBurrage]

@JoshRamsay Every bit of the response is deserved! Seriously, it's beautiful.

[Shayna @ShBurrage]

Fully prepared to listen to @mtrench #phantoms album on repeat for 2 and a half months until the concert. @JoshRamsay has so much talent and never ceases to amaze. Blown away. 😍😍😍