Shea Serrano

author of five new york times bestsellers || writer at GOOD MOVIE

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

hello

i have a new project

i spent a year working on it

it’s called HARD RELEASE — A Dante Thrust Erotic Escapade

it’s out today

here are the first 40 seconds of the audiobook, which comes with every purchase

buy it today https://t.co/0v0oyDt0oT

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

HOLY SHIT

this is either gonna be a tremendous success for the timberwolves or the locker room is gonna burst into flames by february those are the only two possible outcomes here lol

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Charlotte Hornets are trading star guard LaMelo Ball and Josh Green to the Minnesota Timberwolves for Naz Reid, a 2033 unprotected first-round pick, three first-round pick swaps (2028, 2029, 2030) and three second-round picks (2029, 2032, 2033), sources tell ESPN.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

i’ve loved players for less

and so i say without knowing one single other thing about richie saunders whoever he is:

i love him

[Underdog @Underdog]

Fun fact: New Grizzlies guard Richie Saunders' great-grandfather was the inventor of Tater Tots. 😅

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

1563 THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFEEEEEEEEEEE

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

1539 MY HIGHEST RATING EVER I’M THE GREATEST CHESS PLAYER IN THE WORLDDDDDDDDDD 😭😭😭😭😭

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

1555 AHHHHHHH MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING MAGNUS CARLSEN IS DUCKING ME I’M HEARING A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY THAT

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

“shall i proceed? …yes indeed”

[elton @eltoowavy]

what lyrics do you randomly yell out?

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

per chess dot com i was like a 200-something when i first started playing

[Ryan Nagle @CoachTA13]

@SheaSerrano what level did you start at? i thought i was decent and...ohhh buddy did i not realize how not decent i am. i'm grinding tho!

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

doing another HALFWAY BOOKS hoodie giveaway soon

got all the hoodies sized and packaged

all they need are the addresses

subscribe to GOOD MOVIE today so you don’t miss when the email alert goes out https://t.co/yxDoLMSQYi

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

i started in october of 2023

[Ryan Nagle @CoachTA13]

@SheaSerrano how long have you been playing? i picked chess back up in march and it's been a road so far hahah.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

you’re actually not allowed to subscribe

i blocked you on there

[Seth Lichtenstein @Sethfromdenver]

@SheaSerrano Congrats. We should play a game. If you beat me I'll subscribe to your substack

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

huge night for us

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

"It's just super special honestly to be here. I'm blessed. I have no words."

Karim Lopez speaks on how it feels to be the first Mexican-born player ever selected in the first round of the NBA draft 🇲🇽

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

college basketball experts please tell me how excited i should be about this on a scale of 1 to Dylan Harper and Stephon Castle

[SLAM University @slam_university]

The Spurs just drafted UConn's Tarris Reed Jr. with the 26th pick in the NBA Draft 🚨

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

WE’RE FUCKING BACK

[Variety @Variety]

Stephen Chow's "Kung Fu Soccer" arrives two decades after "Shaolin Soccer."

The action comedy follows the Emei Women’s Football Team as it battles through the fictional “Supreme Invincible Cup” tournament, blending martial arts with sport. The ensemble cast is led by Zhang Xiaofei, Dilraba Dilmurat and Lay Zhang Yixing.

https://t.co/3c8WKOqlYC

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

coming soon 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[Joshua Lynch @Josh4023]

@SheaSerrano When are you and Jason C going to do something together again? We need this! You guys are the best.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

I WENT TO SLEEP EARLY AND WOKE UP TO THIS AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BLOCKBUSTER: The Milwaukee Bucks are trading franchise icon Giannis Antetokounmpo and Bobby Portis to the Miami Heat for Tyler Herro, Kel'el Ware, Jaime Jaquez Jr., Kasparas Jakucionis, 3 first-round picks (including No. 13), 1 pick swap and 1 second-rounder, sources tell ESPN.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

shams said

[SM Highlights @SMHighlights1]

Shams Says By 7PM Tomorrow Giannis Will Be Traded:

Greeny: “By the time the first pick is announced, tomorrow… Giannis is either going to be a Boston Celtics, or a Miami Heat.”

Shams: “Correct.”

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

i wonder how that Waystar Royco stock is doing

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

cousin fifa battle