Celestial Boobies

Virgo with perpetually pursed lips.

[Dr. Marcus Shepard @MarcusShepard]

Such a gem from @missjillscott!

[Celestial Boobies @SheaButtaCookie]

That in combination with emotional availability is what really gets me going 😍

[Joe Whiskey @Ceasars_Palace9]

Getting older is realize women are attracted to men who do yard work, fix shit round the house, cleaning up around the house, and just being handy with their hands. They’ll slurp you off the bone if they find out you doing handyman shit.

[Celestial Boobies @SheaButtaCookie]

Recalculating....

[Celestial Boobies @SheaButtaCookie]

Ayooo 🤣🤣🤣

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

❤️💐Happy Birthing Parent Day to all whose large gametes were fertilised resulting in small humans whose sex was assigned by doctors making mostly lucky guesses ❤️💐

[Celestial Boobies @SheaButtaCookie]

I'm down to earth but I like to observe people first before I get mixed up in their shenanigans.

[lex @xelessence]

you could literally just exist and not say a word and someone will think you’re stuck up like ????

[Cora Harrington @CoraCHarrington]

The “outside clothes” to “inside clothes” to “dust rags” sustainable fashion pipeline

[Celestial Boobies @SheaButtaCookie]

Whay happens when most of your network is as unconnected as you are, and when they are connected they ignore you?

[Celestial Boobies @SheaButtaCookie]

Networking is a scam.

[Celestial Boobies @SheaButtaCookie]

Never knew that a dog could be such a prolific farter.

[mel #bb28 @gilmoresday]

yeah we like watching shows that have multiple seasons and ended years ago because if we become a fan of a new show that isn't an instant viral hit it will get cancelled after 1 season and removed from the internet forever

[Celestial Boobies @SheaButtaCookie]

@ScienceGuys_ @FlattStanley

[Celestial Boobies @SheaButtaCookie]

Not missing much from the looks of it though 🫠

[Celestial Boobies @SheaButtaCookie]

I haven't left the house in 6 months 😩

[Celestial Boobies @SheaButtaCookie]

Giving my 200lb life vibes.

[Cora Harrington @CoraCHarrington]

Whatever the situation is, it will not get better

[ThereGoTerry @ThereGoTerry]

Paying $200-$300 for a $30 bottle just to be in a “section” isn’t crazy to anyone else?

[Celestial Boobies @SheaButtaCookie]

I'm not claiming to know much about economics but if the FBI is really coming to greenbelt does that mean I can sell my trash ass house in Bowie for 1 million dollars in about 20 years, retire early and move to an island with free range chickens and a machete🤪?

[Celestial Boobies @SheaButtaCookie]

Damn I really took owning a couch for granted....

[Celestial Boobies @SheaButtaCookie]

I think the time has come...to host a game night.