Shea Poage

Based on a true story

[Shea Poage @SheaPoage]

Checkout my high score! #TwoDots FINALLY BEAT 85

[Shea Poage @SheaPoage]

So here's how my morning went if anyone was wondering. Made it to the airport eventually though!… http://t.co/125dNpRsdT

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Hungry and broke is a bad combination. #popcornfordinner

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You ever cranked your car and then couldn't find your keys? Yeah me neither

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@SusannahGraham it was so easy to make!

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Oh my god that was tasty

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Looks okay...

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Eggplant parm for dinner. Let's see how this goes

[Colton Dixon @coltondixon]

I knew we weren't Ghana lose. #usa

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It's going to be a rough day.

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@TheChosenJ0hn sounds like you're having fun!

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“@jcpenney: Wine. Because it’s the end of a Monday. http://t.co/GHC4HhUGIB” want

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If I was a zoo exhibit I would be the most boring

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Don't care if you don't think I'm funny cuz I crack myself up and I'm not even on drugs

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Speaking of pizza "pizza pizza pizza"

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Okay I think it's time for bed. I really want pizza though. And someone to snuggle with/share a pizza with #nowacceptingapplications

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PS some girl outside is shouting about how much she loves trees. I LOVE THEM TOO BUT YOU DON'T SEE ME YELLIN ABOUT IT jesus h christ

[Shea Poage @SheaPoage]

Why do I always hate on @LifeHacks when I'm drunk? They're just trying to help even if some of their ideas are really fucking dumb