Chase

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Told you.

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

Masters week has arrived.

[San Francisco 49ers @49ers]

WHOSE HOUSE???

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Everyone on their way to work today:

[FoN9ne @FoN9ne]

The last normal Sunday before I put my mental health on the line into the hands of the Niners

[J r u e @thatl0calguy]

the San Francisco Giants when they've essentially been eliminated from playoff contention

[Chase @Shearism]

@BayAreaTrev Yeah it’s time to move on unfortunately

[Chase @Shearism]

@OurSf49ers Moody is 100% going to lose us a game this year 😭

[Chase @Shearism]

@grantcohn Puni jogged off the field so that probably indicates that it wasn’t that serious of an injury.

[Chase @Shearism]

@NinersNation The only explanation at this point is that the team is cursed…

[Chase @Shearism]

@sentdefender Didn’t Iran already say they’re restarting the program, though? What about the missing uranium? So much misinformation it’s hard to keep track.

[Chase @Shearism]

@sentdefender Yeah this should’ve been obvious to everyone lol

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

I would like go live in precedented times.

[Chase @Shearism]

@grantcohn I love building up the defense, but I am a little concerned about not adding to the O-line or WR room.

[GOLF.com @GOLF_com]

THE WAIT IS OVER!

RORY MCILROY WINS THE 2025 MASTERS!

[Chase @Shearism]

@wiseguyinsider @OurSf49ers 24 my man

[Jack’s offseason depression @TheJuiceTDGuy]

2019 Window open

2019: JG overthrow, Kittle phantom OPI, defense collapse

2021: Tartt drop

2022: Brocks elbow

2023: cmc fumble, muffed punt, moody miss, Banks/Williams killed drives, Deebo drops

2025 window closed

[Chase @Shearism]

@marcuscharlesp @JakeMoodyHater @Mr_Rdz3 @nflrums Huf is gonna walk. Greenlaw likely won’t get a huge deal, considering he wasn't healthy last year. If he does get a big deal, it won’t be with the 49ers. They paid Deebo already, and they will likely cut him. And Purdy’s cap hit will be low in year one.

[East Bay Chris @EastBayChris]

FUCK. THEY DID IT AGAIN.

[Emily Davies @ELaserDavies]

Just asked Obama if he behaved: “Just barely.”