Toushea

Wack rapper, but at least I don't mumble.

Instagram: toushea12
Snapchat: burgoynie

[Toushea @SheaTaylor8]

Is this tweet really necessary?

[Betsy Fogle @Fogle4MO]

Abortion is now illegal in Missouri.

No exceptions for rape or incest.

Right before I was elected, I met a pregnant 11 year old who has been raped by her uncle.

What about HER rights?

[Toushea @SheaTaylor8]

What's this nonsense about future being the best rapper alive? 😅

Did all the rappers die all of a sudden?

[Toushea @SheaTaylor8]

@BorisJohnson when are you gonna throw in the towel and resign fella? Would be nice to see a prime minister actually put the work in

[Toushea @SheaTaylor8]

Bad boys 3 is like the the opposite to star wars, the bad guy finds out that the good guy is his dad, and then sacrifices himself to save him

[Toushea @SheaTaylor8]

@Memeulous

[Toushea @SheaTaylor8]

My mum just threw me a packet of crisps and I missed it...

Me: "I always catch things when I throw them to myself"

Them: *absolutely die laughing at me*

I was being serious 😔

[Toushea @SheaTaylor8]

Dad: I just think Elijah Wood is a bit too wet

Mum: yeah he must have shagged Peter Jackson to get in the film

[Toushea @SheaTaylor8]

After watching lotr again I've decided when I die, I want to be put on a row boat and sent down a waterfall like Boromir

[Toushea @SheaTaylor8]

Everyone gives way too much credit to maccies for being the hangover meal of choice.

When I'm hanging a little bit too over, I'd take a bucket of fried chicken with a big ol'pot of KFC gravy, over any thing maccies could offer me.

Js

[Toushea @SheaTaylor8]

I was right.

[Toushea @SheaTaylor8]

Warning... graphic content.

I hate how I've had a few too many tonight, I've gone to go to bed and felt dizzy and sick, so I did the manly grown up thing to do and went to try and make myself sick in the toilet before bed. Long story short... It hardly worked.

[Toushea @SheaTaylor8]

But yet I know as soon as I go back to bed and turn my lamp off I'm going to still feel dizzy and sick.

Life is never easy

[Toushea @SheaTaylor8]

My life is so uninteresting, that me walking away from making a good shot when throwing rubbish in the bin, feels like the equivalent of when a movie star is walking away from an explosion in an action film

[Toushea @SheaTaylor8]

Tell the truth I actually think achieving 0 points at the euros makes you a better artist than the person who got 1st

[Toushea @SheaTaylor8]

The government telling us its now legal to go abroad, while also telling us to only go if we need to

Is the equivalent of your mum and dad telling you to "not come back too pissed" on your 18th birthday

[Toushea @SheaTaylor8]

Wish I filmed this...

Was watching TV with the folks, and my mum started dropping off to sleep... All of a sudden her head drops back, she gives a little snore, wakes up, looks around with her hand on her chest and says "oh... I'm sorry"

[Toushea @SheaTaylor8]

A fella on Great British Menu: what else does this dish offer apart from give us a good feed?

Well what else are you expecting to get from a plate of food mate? Hoping it'll give you a good quote on your car insurance?

[Toushea @SheaTaylor8]

Is eastenders real? I'm starting to think it's scripted

[Toushea @SheaTaylor8]

Although I haven't got any cool scars like the guys on the film... most of mine coming from being drunk and accidentally burning myself with a fag

[Toushea @SheaTaylor8]

Jaws ent got nuffin on me I'd eat that bumbalcart without even having to chew