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#engineer
#Teamarsenal.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Photo of the day

[VAR》 @Sheazard]

When Arsenal reach the Etihad we need to play the most shameless haram football the world has ever seen… 10 men behind the ball, time wasting, everything. If riots start in the UK and Shamakhokho, so be it. 🙏😂

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Fact check and ask questions about any post just by tapping the Grok logo in the upper left

[Hon. Japheth Ouma @JaphethOtieno01]

His name is Engineer Oscar Sudi. Very sincere MP.

[jacob juma @kabetes]

For Raila Odinga to win presidency, Oburu must cease being one of his close advisers. He is hated so much by many people, why?

[VAR》 @Sheazard]

@CFCMods And arsenal waited until palmer and caicedo were on the field so theyd score so you dont have such future excuses

[Bishop♎ @barrack_gumba]

@SecRubio @WilliamsRuto Do you think Gachagua can do these?

Let's be honest 😂😂

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

May I never end up stupid like Kaluma

Or a merchant like Junet

May I follow your love for people

May they experience your generosity, sagacity, and perspicacity

May our friendship litter the inks of history

Forever my G...

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

There was Drama in Siaya after Mwalimu Jini was Caught pants down Conducting Extracurricular Lessons in Someone’s Matrimonial Laboratory. The respected head-teacher was caught red-handed conducting Horizontal Engineering practical lessons with the wife of a local bodaboda rider. Sources say the teacher had gone to mark homework, but ended up marking territory that wasn’t his.

The unsuspecting husband was out there riding his kifikifi, sweating for unga money, thinking his wife was home washing utensils. Out of nowhere, he received a distress call from Onyiso, the village unofficial NIS Director, saying “Omera, kuna mtu ameingia kwa boma yako, and your wife has been clapping since morning without singing!”

Okada man automatically knew that, that wasn't hands clapping, it was another man receiving applause from Nyako’s Sianda madwong for proper eating the food that faces the earth eat kisumoo. The bodaboda rider sped home like a GP racer on caffeine, only to find his wife mounted like a transformer, while Mwalimu was busy connecting her to electricity without KPLC clearance. The man almost fainted!

In a fit of righteous anger armed with a panga, he stripped both the teacher and his wife naked and paraded them on bodabodas around town in a full-blown Rally of Shame. The crowd cheered, kids screamed, and even dogs barked in confusion.

But honestly, the punishment was biased, the woman was left wearing wandawea, while poor Mwalimu was left matako wazi, looking like a plucked chicken under the midday sun. But kusema ukweli, Mwalimu took one for the team because hii watu ya kifikifi have been chewing our womenz mercilessly.

Truth be told, these bodaboda guys have been riding & delivering more than passengers for years, now tables have turned, and the delivery was finally received with interest. I'll leave you with a Sikhendu proverb that says “Bibi ya mtu sumu na mume wa mtu tamu kama Osumbuko ya club 1824.” Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu. 👀

[Goddie @Goddie_Ke]

A repost is all we are asking for to amplify this. Her name is Julia Njoki, she lost her life after she was arrested in Nanyuki. #JusticeForJuliaNjoki

[Wisdom🇰🇪 @_WisdomBookz]

we are all Kikuyus #WeAreAllKikuyus 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Rigathi Gachagua @rigathi]

I am Rigathi Gachagua Reriani. I am from Nyeri. #WeAreAllKikuyus

[Kalonzo Musyoka @skmusyoka]

My name is Stephen Kariuki Musyoka
#WeAreAllKikuyus

[Hanifa 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 🇨🇩 🇰🇪 @Honeyfarsafi]

Why are the police protesting and blocking roads everywhere disrupting people’s businesses and the economy? Were they sent by Gachagua???

[VAR》 @Sheazard]

@ItsMutai But Uhuru went

[Wavinya Ndeti Oduwole, EGH @Wavinya_Ndeti]

Hi cousins ☺️

[Hanifa 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 🇨🇩 🇰🇪 @Honeyfarsafi]

Mtoto mjinga kama baba yake

[VAR》 @Sheazard]

@elonmusk Thats a lot of time

[Meme Scene @254memescene]

#OccupyStateHouse
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