Joshua Steiner

Three Things that changed my life. 1. Sex Ed. 2. Star Wars. 3. Eating a Gold Fish (and the subsequent results including a summer of bowel unrest)

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This is what what a perfectly cooked hotdog over a campfire looks like. #StarWars #hotdog

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The way parents talk/post about their child’s performance at sports weirds me the fuck out. Specifically when they are posting barely veiled criticisms about them and disguising it as a loving post.

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*is in a bad mood*
*watches compilation of children running in a house of mirrors*
*is no longer in a bad mood*

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Putting cilantro directly next to parsley at the grocery store should be illegal.

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Anyone else think the obvious choice to play the roll of Dolores Umbridge in the new Harry Potter show is Danny Devito? #HarryPotter

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To me, athletes who flop to draw a foul or penalty and fisherman holding out fish they caught to make them appear bigger in pictures are the same people.

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Halloween at Champs a couple weeks ago

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Just came here to say that learning cursive should no longer be a part of school curriculum (unless as an elective).

It is outdated and unnecessary. People don’t even use a legible form of cursive to sign their name so what’s the point.

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Hot Take of the Day

Who gives an actual fuck if someone breaks spaghetti noodles in half before tossing them in the pot. It affects nothing about the outcome other than having shorter noodles.

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Was at this game tonight! 15 rows above visitor dugout. The roar of the crowd in-person was absolutely unreal!!

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

Legendary crowd pop for a legendary moment 🔊

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Example of my anxiety

*peeing at a urinal*
“Fuck, am I in the women’s bathroom?”

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Can we all agree that “Label Created/Printed” should be removed as a detail when tracking a shipment? It’s the blue balls of the shipping/logistics world

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A.I. generated logos is the new WordArt

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Just came here to say that Harry Potter’s lightning shaped scar was not caused by Voldemorts curse. It was caused by the piece of Voldemort’s soul attaching itself to the only living thing after his cursed backfired on him.

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Today can suck my entire dick

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Beef Wellington. First time. Nailed it. Shout out to Chefs Jean-Pierre and Gordon Ramsay, your YouTube videos were super helpful lol

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Tornado videos got added back to my FB reels algorithm. So yea.. today’s a pretty good fucking day

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So I know this is probably common knowledge, but I was today years old when I found out that brown sugar is just sugar mixed with molasses and NOT from some variation of the regular sugar cane plant.

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I was trying to get AI to make a picture for me. The idea was a ridiculous pun that involved pot roast. It could absolutely not figure out what I wanted. Probably for the best. Y’all ain’t ready

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On this weeks episode of “Things I’ve Tried for the First Time and Wished I Would Have Started Way Sooner”

Therapy

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Boomers learning how to send/post gifs is a bummer.