Sheballn

Menace to Society

[Investing Addict @InvestingAddict]

I would rather work a 9-5 my whole life with a happy family than have all the money Drake has and spend my life surrounded by lowlife pornstars.

[Duke @duke_can_c_u]

@OrevaZSN This isn't a realistic way of life but we're not ready for this conversation yet

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

How is one person supposed to work 9–6, hit 10k steps, go to the gym, cook every meal, keep the house clean, spend time with family, sleep 8 hours, and still have hobbies without burning out? We’ve been sold a version of life that’s impossible to maintain.

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left opened, loud noises, and people.

[Canuckistandia @hardyrenos]

Let me get this straight ... Canada is short 4-5 million homes and the gov is spending $3.2B on already built condos in the most expensive housing market in the world to save developers who donated to the liberal party?

[Ted @TedPillows]

$780,000,000,000 erased from the US stock market in last 40 minutes.

Damnn...

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: OpenAI has confidentially filled for an IPO.

We are about to witness the most incredible IPO run in history.

[ْ @reininavy]

you can tell he knew riri was behind him and tried to look cool in the front i’m cryinggg

[BabyTay @sexyandsadity]

Treat everyone like they wearing a wire

[kylei 🧶 @ruledbymercuryy]

found my mom’s grocery receipt from 2006, and I just fell to my knees omg…🧎🏾‍♀️

[eliz @eliza___v]

Me, hitting ‘notify anyway’:

[Neet @neet_sol]

"We locked 40 people in a room to work 40 hours a week for 40 years."

[JT @jiratickets]

boomers sending DMs to AI-generated women on instagram

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

He’s entering his peak earnings years. Have AI obliterate the job market.

[cessi 🥤 @ceciiii07]

I love people with ADHD because they never actually forget anything. You just have to say the right words to activate them like a sleeper cell and then they awaken with all of the knowledge on a very niche subject they studied for 3 months straight 6 years ago.

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

Take away the Holocaust and what do you have left?

Without their precious Holocaust, what are the Jews?

Just a grubby little bunch of international bandits, assassins and squatters who have perpetrated the most massive, cynical fraud in human history.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

FUCK TEAMS.
FUCK EXCEL.
FUCK AUTHENTICATOR APP.
FUCK ONE DRIVE.

[:p @UnkleDell]

i love how people in other countries be having minimal worries just be at a pastry shop chilling on a monday while in the US you might be homeless if you take 2 days off