Shelby Panter

[Shelby Panter @Shebb_Panter]

Forced to turn my 4-hour flight into a 3-day drive back to Colorado since @SouthwestAir is leaving me stranded in VA with no promise of flights anytime soon…

[Shelby Panter @Shebb_Panter]

“Cheers! You look great for being average” -Brenn to me

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@SwimCoachCoffey Grateful have been coached by you, IC 🙌🏼 #Swoop

[Shelby Panter @Shebb_Panter]

S: we’re waking up at 7:30a tomorrow
J: oh god I need to go to bed
S: that’s in 11 hours @JFraseur

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“It’s like Coors... but with a hint of happiness”

[Shelby Panter @Shebb_Panter]

I’m at a point in my life where I pay more money for the smaller pint of ice cream so that I don’t eat a whole gallon

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*shows up to work*
Jared: do you have a brush?
Me: no, why?
Jared: you need one. #atleastheshonest @jscors1

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Jared: Jules, how you doin over there?
Julia: J-U-L-E-S
Jared: that explains it...

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*Dating me in a nutshell*
Jared: “My gut reaction is ‘oh that’s weird,’ but then I’m kinda like eh okay.” @jscors1

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*sitting in a work training with jared*
Me: can you smell my feet?
J: no, can you smell my armpits? @jscors1

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Anyone else drown their hair in hair spray because they thought it was dry shampoo? #happymonday

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“I’ll order the kale salad too & eat dirt like you” -me @JFraseur

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“Oh my god, you are an idiot. You are NOT COOL.” what @JFraseur says about me

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“OUR favorite color is blue. Idk why you are taking in ME terms...it’s a WEeeekend.” -me @JFraseur

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“Tummy: the birthplace of farts” -@jscors1

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Colorado update pt. 2: used my credit card as a windshield scraper

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Colorado update: my kini drawer has been replaced by beanies, snow gloves & scarves

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"then at 24 I got horrible acne" @JFraseur

[Air @ayoair]

RT this if you watch Netflix with subtitles on I’m tryna prove a point

[Shelby Panter @Shebb_Panter]

Most common phrase exchanged between @JFraseur and I, “Hi, freaking out. I need you talk me off this ledge.” #findyourselfaJulio