Safaricom: "New app!"
Kenyans: "I didn't ask for this."
S: "It's a free update!"
K: "I can't log in."
S: "Needs your sim, just the first time π"
K: "This is the 4th time π‘"
S: "Just buy bundles π"
K: "What if I'm abroad? It's expensive π‘"
S: "It's for security! Mwa-est ππ"
Being able to talk to you partner about things that bother you and seeing positive changes almost instantly.π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’
I HATE PRETENDING IβM NONCHALANT!!!!!!! I MISS YOU SO MUCH THAT I GET PHYSICALLY SICKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!! ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ