Sheep

Immortal Being, Epileptic, Wearer of Glitter.

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

How many times does Obama have to commit treason before he’s held accountable?

He is the head of the snake.

[Sheep @SheepishLOC]

@brianstacknj yo stop sending me your flyers. I get multiple a day about how well you're spending my taxes but I'm starting to think a good chunk of it is going to your print shop.

You have a twitter account, post your nonsense here and not in my mailbox.

[Sheep @SheepishLOC]

@OfficialUCNJ yo tell Brian Stack to stop sending me flyers. I get multiple a day about how well you're spending my taxes but I'm starting to think a good chunk of it is going to your print shop. Please stop

[Sheep @SheepishLOC]

I don't celebrate holidays but I don't mind a milestone here and there.

Officially two years with no seizures. Eat a dick epilepsy.

Gonna celebrate by not getting enough sleep, drinking excessively, and staring at flashing lights. Wait, that's what I do most Saturdays.

[NO CONTEXT anthony fantano @theneedledrop]

rip

[Futurama Quotes @QuotesFuturama]

0101100101. What does it mean?

It's just gibberish.

1010011010? Ahhh!!!!!!!!!

#Futurama

[Sheep @SheepishLOC]

I came here to die and pay taxes and I'm all out of taxes.

[Sheep @SheepishLOC]

And the #1 Top Seizure of ALL TIME:
The one where I was driving. (I could've had a horrible accident. Stranger jumped the divider and smashed my window to help. I came to in the ambulance and was very confused)

[Sheep @SheepishLOC]

Top 5 Seizures

5: The first one. (Very confused)

4: The second one. (Confirmed it wasn't a one time thing)

3: The one where I was in CVS waiting for my meds. (Just funny, I went to a tMG show from the hospital)

2: The last one. (I felt guilty for needing help)

[Sheep @SheepishLOC]

I remember my last seizure fairly well cause it was one where I was looking for someone and blew up their phone while I was out of it. Another time I was looking for my sister who lived with me but moved years ago. I called her up and I remember her saying "I'm in Michigan".

[Sheep @SheepishLOC]

In less than two weeks I'll hit two years without a seizure and when I do it's over for you bitches.

"You bitches" = the DMV, who I will still report to in 4 months and then 6 months after that, after that ITS OVER.

Expect for all the regular DMV stuff.

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1426

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

Dog if I die in one of your planes you gotta put a tie on, don’t mourn me in performance fleece https://t.co/n0Zof23GSI

[Sheep @SheepishLOC]

Me when security catches me breaking into a golf club, to steal tees or something idk:

I'm actually a surgeon and I make a lot of money so I play golf here.

My name?

Uhhh...it's...uhhhhhh...

[Sheep @SheepishLOC]

I believe that cold is a state of mind.

Just think warm thoughts like a Hot Pocket or a warm plate with a Hot Pocket on it

[Sheep @SheepishLOC]

I was explaining to my coworker that it was cold enough in the morning for my breath to start fogging up the windshield and then that thin layer of moisture was freezing so I had to scrape it off.

He asked why I don't just fix the heat in my car.

I said "It's not THAT cold"

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

the real tiktok is the sound of the clock that ticks while god decides if you’re living in a way that glorifies his image

[Sheep @SheepishLOC]

The Darius Rucker version wheel makes me mad. Hootie you don't gonna do it, just let them other cats sing it who are in turn singing it for Dylan

[toe, lover (living) @carobunga]

People killin people dyin
Peter Lois meg and Brian