Sam

Wondering if sheep purposely aim for the knees.

[Sam @SheepishSam]

@ZackPolanski Personally I think they should have been tried for attempted murder as I don't think people expect anyone to get up after swinging a sledgehammer down at someone. I don't call that a protest nor criminal damage just as I doubt you would if it was your business.

[Sam @SheepishSam]

@sulaAlice @DanicaPriest @SteveReedMP @UKLabour @TheGreenParty @ZackPolanski @jeremycorbyn To be honest neither have the green party here as they still plan to build on SSSI land here and have allowed a waste facility to be setup though they campaigned against both and I don't believe the latter has any planning permission

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@PhilipDilley @DaleVince Actually it is why they dump it including the whole farm tank of someone messes up and runs it into it as it is cheaper than paying for a whole tanker load when it is tested

[Sam @SheepishSam]

@DaleVince If it is contaminated the samples are tested and the farmer who slipped up is billed for the whole lorry load as it is dumped. Hence when someone has messed up they dump the farm tank as it is cheaper to lose that than not only lose that but be billed for the lorry load as well

[Sam @SheepishSam]

@DaleVince Yet you seem to forget that milk from any that are treated for injury or infection including mastitis is dumped until clear of treatment. At each collection a sample is taken and the tanker is tested before being unloaded.

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@terrychristian Another if you go through Sellindge on the way to the Eurotunnel is Southern Water where the pump and sewer can't keep up with the volume from the new estates then you have the issues at Stodmarsh and Thanet that has been caused by the release of raw sewage.

[Sam @SheepishSam]

@terrychristian One former neighbour decided to stick a hole trough his tank rather than empty it monthly after the developer stuck one that was too small rather surprised the person taking water samples that we hadn't taught them to use toilet paper which went between their legs.

[Sam @SheepishSam]

@TRHLofficial It seems rather ironic to have a Department Of Government Efficiency when there is already a Government Office of Accountability surely the most efficient thing would be to not have 2 departments with all the associated costs doing the job?

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@RobertJenrick I am guessing as a former Labour adviser he was on a y figure salary so probably doesn't care that when they say we can just import everything like Singapore they groceries cost on average 20% more there and are much more vulnerable to a rise demands caused by droughts & flooding

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@wendzedin Today's was a PB for me @telegraph were kind enough to fill the grid in for me wonder if they'll say something on Monday

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With 2 TV cameras filming @marcuswareing they decided to jump straight out in front of their lambs. My dad had always enjoyed watching MasterChef Professionals and the Great British Menu so unless he had been standing beside me I think he would have been doubled over laughing 🫣

[Sam @SheepishSam]

2 of our lambs have been embarrassing me enough with their high jumps over fences into our neighbours after touring our fields but they decided for one last hoorah at @HobbsParker

[Sam @SheepishSam]

@bmay There are limits even there that wouldn't be crossed

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@RupertMyers @thehuwedwards @CliveMyrieBBC The man is a tactless dunce

[Sam @SheepishSam]

@RupertMyers @thehuwedwards @CliveMyrieBBC Other than the piece the latter has written on the BBC website that Charles must be conflicted as he must be sad but glad to finally be King. As someone who has also just lost a parent I can say with near certainty that he would rather his mother still be with them.

[Sam @SheepishSam]

@OwenJones84 Calling him an idiot is being generous if somewhat more PG than my own thoughts

[Sam @SheepishSam]

@OwenJones84 Given he has already remarked on their website Charles must be conflicted sad but happy to be king. As someone who recently lost their own father I severely doubt he really wants to care about being King and would rather trade it in just to have his mother back.

[Sam @SheepishSam]

@anitathetweeter To be honest he @BBCNicWitchell seems to come across as a rather bitter person

[Sam @SheepishSam]

@anitathetweeter I didn't think much of his comment that Charles must having conflicting emotions as though sad has become King, as someone who recently lost their own father that he could care less about and would likely trade it in a heartbeat to have his mother back.