SheepleAnalytics

I traded in my Quotron for a pitchfork.
American.
Generally pissed off.

[SheepleAnalytics @SheepleAnalytic]

The emergence of an MOU for entry into negotiations.
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[Barak Ravid @BarakRavid]

לשכת ראש הממשלה: "הנשיא טראמפ שוחח הערב עם ראש הממשלה נתניהו על מזכר ההבנות המתגבש עם איראן לכניסה למשא ומתן. אף שישראל אינה צד למזכר ההבנות, ראש הממשלה הביע את הערכתו למחויבותו של הנשיא טראמפ שההסכם הסופי בגמר המשא ומתן יכלול את הוצאת החומר המועשר, פירוק תשתיות ההעשרה, הגבלת ייצור הטילים והפסקת התמיכה של איראן בשלוחות ��טרור שלה באזור"

[SheepleAnalytics @SheepleAnalytic]

@RudyHavenstein What can be hedged with Melania coin?

[SheepleAnalytics @SheepleAnalytic]

Trump: 'I got everyone in the room and I told them 'we're gonna take it (the stock market) down a little bit' and they all agreed'.
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[SheepleAnalytics @SheepleAnalytic]

Oil back to "end your civilization" trash talking safety levels.

[SheepleAnalytics @SheepleAnalytic]

if oil_price >= 110:
print("War is canceled.")
else:
print("ending your civilization tomorrow.")

We are governed by 🤡🤡🤡

[SheepleAnalytics @SheepleAnalytic]

Leaders telling you that the enemy must "pay the price" on the same day CPI prints 4.2%.
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[SheepleAnalytics @SheepleAnalytic]

@Convertbond Larry, you are a great person to illuminate the farce that is health insurance CPI dragging real world CPI down (-6.4%) because of the methodology whereby "cost" is determined by retained earnings (claims rise faster than cost = price is calculated as being cheaper).

[SheepleAnalytics @SheepleAnalytic]

@zerohedge Health Insurance CPI = -6.4%

Methodology: "if retained earnings rise as a result of increased premiums while benefits paid out stays constant, then the quality of insurance has decreased relative to its cost."

Premiums up, but claims up more, CPI = down.

It's a put on.

[SheepleAnalytics @SheepleAnalytic]

Health Insurance CPI = -6.4%

Methodology: "if retained earnings rise as a result of increased premiums while benefits paid out stays constant, then the quality of insurance has decreased relative to its cost."

Premiums up, but claims up more, CPI = down.
@RudyHavenstein

[SheepleAnalytics @SheepleAnalytic]

@RudyHavenstein @zerohedge Iranians were seen filling super soakers with the water, according to an anonymous source. Hegseth yelled, "They're comin' right for us!" before launching the attack.

[SheepleAnalytics @SheepleAnalytic]

Comical: “Both sides, Israel and Iran, are looking to do an immediate CEASEFIRE! Final negotiations on “Peace” are proceeding, subject to ignorance or stupidity getting in its way…” - President DONALD J. TRUMP

[SheepleAnalytics @SheepleAnalytic]

Market almost ready for a "World Peace" headline. 🤡

[SheepleAnalytics @SheepleAnalytic]

'Tehran demands $12 billion released now and $12 billion after MOU 30 days runs out to open Hormuz.'

$12 billion in 30 days. 🤣

[SheepleAnalytics @SheepleAnalytic]

And even more ridiculous.

Humans > Algos: 'What do repeated attempts to manipulate price with fake headlines (and futures markets interventions) tell us about the situation's underlying truth?'
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[SheepleAnalytics @SheepleAnalytic]

Headline manipulation attempts getting ridiculous at this point. Algorithms still reacting to this nonsense is comedy. Enjoy your weekend, Komrades.

[SheepleAnalytics @SheepleAnalytic]

@DavidBCollum @ericweinstein Legend.

[SheepleAnalytics @SheepleAnalytic]

Headline manipulation attempts getting ridiculous at this point. Algorithms still reacting to this nonsense is comedy. Enjoy your weekend, Komrades.

[SheepleAnalytics @SheepleAnalytic]

Headlines started to flow almost immediately. See a pattern?
Also, do you headline manip if you are winning or losing?
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[SheepleAnalytics @SheepleAnalytic]

We are going to need more manip money in those futures markets.

[SheepleAnalytics @SheepleAnalytic]

How long to go below 7.6 billion barrels of global inventory if we strike Iran and the response is negative to the Bab-al-Mandab?

That's the calculus that matters.

Would give new meaning to the Gate of Tears.

[SheepleAnalytics @SheepleAnalytic]

We are entering the largest drawdown months with an average loss of 8.5mb/d.

You can't attack anyone with that math. We are in a game where one side is manipulating everything numerical while the other waits for the physical to take the inevitable toll.

[SheepleAnalytics @SheepleAnalytic]

*IRAN AND OMAN DISCUSSING A PERMANENT HORMUZ TOLL: IRANIAN ENVOY

*begging for a deal
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[SheepleAnalytics @SheepleAnalytic]

Trump: Iran is begging for a deal

UAE: We will bypass the SoH through Fujairah

Iran: Establishes PGSA and extends authority south of Fujairah

*deal imminent
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[SheepleAnalytics @SheepleAnalytic]

*WALMART EXPECTS HIGHER PRICES IN Q2,2H IF FUEL PRICES STAY HIGH

Getting closer. Internal memos are now 'how to implement new policy'.
The compression that has taken place over the last 12 months is reaching the inflection point.

[SheepleAnalytics @SheepleAnalytic]

FYI - This isn't the only major, global player about to announce these measures. The end of the absorption is imminent for many. Front lines receiving memos. Soon comes the hikes to end-users.

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

NEW: PlayStation is raising the prices of their consoles.

• PS5 - $549 - $649
• PS5 Digital - $499 - $599
• PS5 Pro - $749 - $899
• Portal - $199 - $249

[SheepleAnalytics @SheepleAnalytic]

If your opponent is 'begging' for a deal, then why would he need to be attacked?

If you gave an order that Santiago wasn't to be touched, then why would he be in danger?