Sheep-A-Mek

All shall be well, and all shall be well, and all manner of thing shall be well.

[Sheep-A-Mek @SheepWes]

I’ve emptied the drafts. Please text me very funny tweets when you see them.

[Sheep-A-Mek @SheepWes]

The lie that social media has told us is that moments of personal importance deserve (and need) the witness and praise of strangers

[Sheep-A-Mek @SheepWes]

Discussion is over-abundant, but definition is nearly absent. We can talk all we want, but if we can’t agree on what we’re talking about, discourse is worse than meaningless- it is poisonous.

[Sheep-A-Mek @SheepWes]

I will quickly make fun of astrology and those who believe it. However, I firmly believe that a full moon impacts the behavior of schoolchildren. Ask any teacher about this.

[Mike Migdall @ItsMigdallTime]

Benoit Blanc talking to detective Pikachu in knives out 3: baw gawd you are some kind of yellow rodent ... mHmmm...

[Sheep-A-Mek @SheepWes]

BREAKING: Gen Z Icon Pete the Cat Has Been Elected President of the MetaVerse

[Sheep-A-Mek @SheepWes]

I will start playing Fortnite if they add JoJo skins

[Sheep-A-Mek @SheepWes]

Sometimes I think about the ending of Paddington 2 and start crying

[Sheep-A-Mek @SheepWes]

Politicians spend billions trying to capture the minds of people of every race and ethnicity, not realizing that anime has already done that

[Sheep-A-Mek @SheepWes]

Taylor Swift has an incredible first four albums, but simply is no longer a relevant artist because she refuses to make music about Donkey Kong

[Sheep-A-Mek @SheepWes]

I should probably get all my tweets out before I never tweet again

[Sheep-A-Mek @SheepWes]

Glass Onion is a surprisingly similar movie to Knives Out, but, despite its similarities, it pulls off the hardest thing a sequel of its nature has to do: pull the rug out from an audience who’s expecting it. Doesn’t top the first, but proves it’s a sea-worthy franchise

[Sheep-A-Mek @SheepWes]

@NastyBowser This says a lot about society

[Sheep-A-Mek @SheepWes]

I think I will be deleting the Twitter app at the start of the New Year. Not just indefinitely, but for good. It’s not an Elon thing, I’ve just been more critical of my own relationship with social media, and I don’t think it’s still good for me. Please text me good tweets tho

[Sheep-A-Mek @SheepWes]

Nothing says “day after Christmas” like my mother-in-law Fortnite dancing

[feathers mcgraw @yikes_pdf]

Me living by the sword: haha this is awesome hell yeah I love this
Me dying by the sword: awe man this sucks

[Sheep-A-Mek @SheepWes]

@hanimeme_ Deportation time

[Sheep-A-Mek @SheepWes]

@yikes_pdf That’s literally the best description any movie could ever receive

[Sheep-A-Mek @SheepWes]

Heartbroken that my wife doesn’t want to go see Puss in Boots 2 with me this holiday season

[Sheep-A-Mek @SheepWes]

@natkram92796 It’s like they shot it on a tripod with one broken leg

[Sheep-A-Mek @SheepWes]

I will never get over how ugly Ron Howard’s How the Grinch Stole Christmas is. It’s maybe the worst-looking movie I’ve ever seen. There’s not a single frame that isn’t painful to look at. It’s so intentionally disgustingly shot.