One of my favorite things is listening to elderly ladies explain basic smart phone functions to each other, they're so encouraging and they get so excited about it lol
*Me and Lauren driving home*
*Lauren driving*
Lauren: HERE WE GO
*Me shooting my head from my phone in fear*
Lauren: Oh I thought there was a car coming our way and I was gunna get blinded
Me: YOU NEVER AS THE DRIVER SAY "HERE WE GO" THAT SHIT WILL TERRIFY YOUR PASSENGERS