Laura May

Homo Sapien

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@bridgetxkate 🤣

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Yesterday's heartbreak

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The people who pick and choose what to believe and "enforce" from the bible confuse the shit out of me. Like,if you don't believe , don't be a Christian. People claiming to be Christian but not "that kind of Christian " ...WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

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Thanks fitbit..but I kind of put two and two together after crying for no reason and eating nonstop for a few days now...

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If your waitress/er tells you .."im going home, '----------' is going to be taking care of your table for the rest of your visit..." make sure you tip them before they leave. And then of course tip the person who tends to your table at the end of your meal too.

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@renorevolver357 @immortanxho 😂😂😂

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Whats that music they play at award shows when an acceptance speech is taking too long? Can I play something similar for people who are talking too much?

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@sarahbane666 This is the kind of content that keeps me crawling back to the internet

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Oh and new level unlocked 🔓 ears started ringing. That was a sweet little surprise.

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Yeah..cool...so, Why does my brain insist on waking me up at 430am telling me my that my hearts gonna stop if I fall back asleep and that I'm dying?oh and that "breathing " is now not on auto pilot. Breathing is now a manual deliberate choice i need to make.
#panicattack

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@diseray559 Ouch haha

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Flamin hot funyuns with lime juice do not count as dinner....flamin hot funyuns withlimejuicedo not count as dinner...flaminhotfunyunsDONOT countasdinner.....

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There's a special place in hell for people who don't knock before trying to enter a bathroom when the door is shut and the lights are on. Like...CHILL! OCCUPIED!

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My sister- "what's a 'Recycled sandwich'?
Me- "when you try to save the other half of your sandwich but the bread gets too soggy and falls apart or it gets too hard,so you take all the insides out and transfer them to fresh bread. Recycled sandwich.

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@sarahbane666 😰🤣🤣🤣

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@sarahbane666 Those are the only kind I get. I HATE them.

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@BeardedBrewer87 👹

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Anyonelse peel Broccoli stems and eat them raw? Like the BIG stem? I love how small my Twitter presence is...its the place I can just talk to myself without technically talking to myself...

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This upsets my stomach.

[BAKABELLA @SBakabella]

Last year, financially, i had the best year of my life.

I just did my taxes

My advice to everyone

Don't have the best year of your lives financially