Joe Green

Author of 'Way of the Moon Bear' and 'Trials of Impending Night', and writer of lyrics. Big Marvel Nerd and Twitch Streamer

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@CarlaoZimm Sorry okay, not "annoyed", but dumbfounded etc whatever. Still applies haha. It's all I'm seeing on Twitter and Instagram atm, I'm itching to answer them, but then I remember they're just engagement farming

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@taarafilms So the next time you see someone on this toxic app say something along the lines of, "Who even asked for this?!", just wait until the movie's actually out👌🏻No one asked for an Iron-Man movie way back when, and we know how things turned out

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@HollywoodHandle Twitter people that spoil every Marvel movie before it's out:

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@ABitOfEverthing I'm gonna assume he's still sat on that throne, holding the threads, but is also able to project himself across said threads, and it would be right to assume he's overhauled the TVA

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@Jtaylor0_3 Playing a different character but still doing a great performance on par with his Tony Stark. May also hint at Doom fixated on wanting to save and protect, again similar to Stark, but obviously with more extreme methods

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The intent behind most videogame discourse is for engagement (either to ragebait fans or provide fake echo chambers for the mentally ill). So everything that is apparently "woke" now, according to your beloved internet prophets, wouldn't have been a problem like 10+ years ago

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@BeyondReporter_ @DanielRPK

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@chidex_com The problem with reviewing shows on an episode basis is that it isolates it. When 'fillers' feature more time spent with certain characters, or story events being built up, the proceeding episodes' scores will likely benefit. There's always going to be a 'worst' & 'best' episode

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@Tanner_Slavin You forgot one

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@spectrumarvel I never hear anyone consider the possibility that anyone off-world during Dr Strange's spell may still remember him, since I'm pretty sure Strange says (during the spell), "The whole world will forget that Peter Parker is Spider-Man," so perhaps characters like Thor or Cap Marvel

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@scottderrickson Would've loved to have seen your take on the sequel. It was a shame about the creative differences - I'm sure your original concept was gonna be great

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"New AI movie just changed filmmaking forever!"

"New AI Fart Update sounds and smells better than the real thing!"

"New AI just laid its fat balls on the table & forced everyone to bear witness!"

"New AI just forced everyone to relinquish their human passion & drive!" #AIart

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@AngryTomtweets Crazy how each innovation & advancement in generative AI allegedly "changes filmmaking forever". No, your generative AI improves. Nothing has been created by humans; it's been generated by a computer. Hey Grok, shall we relinquish our creativity, passions, and critical thinking?

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@nuhre_ I've played games with great stories. Stories I wish I could share with others, but not everyone plays videogames. My mum for example. After playing TLOU, I knew my mum would like it because of the story, and I was right. Seems *less* complicated than training my mum to a gamer

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@elonmusk Or perhaps the wrong kind of people are billionaires. Lying/manipulation are crucial components to qualify as rich. You would find that, if being a genuine human being was enough to
become obscenely rich, the billionaire gang would be comprised of happier people, devoid of drama

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@bayomob If you rely on random movie fan accounts for news and leaks, you deserve to be confused and disappointed

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@DiscussingFilm People suddenly incapable of comprehending the concept of a flashback

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Being a fan of a franchise comes with the risk of being associated with the 90% of fans that:

- Just say, "We are so back", or, "It's so over" as an opinion.

- Share leaks of upcoming projects because they want everything spoiled.

- Have no critical thinking skills whatsoever.

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@currys #CurrysPurpleFriday
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