Faith Cortez

[Faith Cortez @SheLaments]

@BhattiLaib9960 This has to be a spam page because who would actually be bothered by this?

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@LeahRain77 Fuck them and fuck them kids too the fuck?? People with kids are so entitled

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@Eman5695 The fact that people only seen 14 is concerning lol there are 15 there is a super one also besides the four small ones

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@Eman5695 15

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@mattvanswol I’m confused why all these white people these racist white people in the comments think that it is black teens the majority of teen takeovers are white and Hispanic kids are actually white kids who organize it

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@bigbobbootleg @mattvanswol Most teen takeovers are white and Hispanic kids you sound dumb af

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@AliyaMalik99 E

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The only downside to being naked is the lack of pockets

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Sometimes you have to be a bit of a bad ass.

*Places second elbow on dining room table*

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A cheater, an alcoholic and a freeloader walk into a bar. It was a gathering of my exes.

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"I'm pretty good at reading people." -almost everybody who isn't

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I forgave because I understood.

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Put the Poutine in the basket and nobody gets hurt.

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Don't bring a hot dog cart to a taco truck fight.

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I'm gonna hire a person to speak at my funeral and say a bunch of crazy stuff about me so my friends and family think I had a secret life.

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Panic is my cardio.

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life status: thinking of calling coffee java

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him: who is your fantasy?
me: huh?
him: who would you like to be stuck in an elevator with?
me: the elevator repair man.

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We are all perverts. The lack of honesty makes some of us saints.

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My favorite people are the ones that say you have to fight fire with fire, forgetting that the fire department uses water.