Shelby Bizarre

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Me looking at @BizarreShelby 's profile

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@BizarreShelby Killer shot! Love the lighting! How did you get into doing rope like this?

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@BizarreShelby You have a great ass! I'm so jelly

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@BizarreShelby I have a Christmas outfit just like that! Where did you get yours?

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Oh, right, because alcohol

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Why did I think that would be funny

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*Hank Hill voice* Turn down for hwat

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The fact that I'm even listening to Hawthorne Heights right now proves I never stopped being an emo kid.

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@DangerousLee986 Your memes are dank af, man

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Oh god, I'm doing that thing where I laugh too hard at my own stupid jokes

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Me a few years ago: "Smoking is trashy. I'm never going to do drugs."
Me now:

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So like, butts are pretty cool amirite

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Dude, Longview by Green Day basically describes my life and that's pretty sad

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I'm not a part of a redneck agenda

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I really need to stop worrying so much. Things work out in the end.

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If I could make one complaint, it would be that I did a lot more walking than I anticipated, and now I have spaghetti legs #worthitthough

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actual picture of me right now

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So today was kind of awesome

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Rent is due soon and I literally have two whole dollars in my wallet :"D So to answer my previous question- *pours a drink*

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To drink or not to drink? That's the real question here