Shelby Roo Garriott

I really like hotdogs and animals. Hakuna Matata

[Shelby Roo Garriott @ShelbyGarriott]

Been over a year since I've been on twitter & I went through the effort of re-downloading the app just to say FUCK HBO NOW #GoT #crashing 😾

[Shelby Roo Garriott @ShelbyGarriott]

@Josie_Lyn_12 haha yea #awkward

[Shelby Roo Garriott @ShelbyGarriott]

My twitter hacked. lol anyone know how to change your password via cellphone app?

[Shelby Roo Garriott @ShelbyGarriott]

💍👽💚 #ethiopianopal #rosegold #engagementring #luckygal https://t.co/8NOmw1SPil

[Pierce @piercehphillips]

My ex-girlfriend from 10th grade is now Miss America & I just dyed my mustache 'Jet Black' for frat composite pics

REALLY SHOWED HER HUH?

[fano @forrestgxmp]

Killer: I'm coming to kill you as soon as I find your house addre-
me:

[tony honk @erm___ok]

dinner: cereal, guacamole, and wine

[Shelby Roo Garriott @ShelbyGarriott]

sonder
n. the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as… https://t.co/O8iDlBOApS

[Jae @BeJaelous]

Sugar, spice, & whiskey on ice ✌🏻️

[Shelby Roo Garriott @ShelbyGarriott]

Can't dance but I can wear a dress well I guess. 🙄 https://t.co/kpsen2L1vl

[Shelby Roo Garriott @ShelbyGarriott]

All the ways I've got to know your pretty face and electric soul 💜 I love you so much kaylee_dewees https://t.co/e69vu2IRKy

[Shelby Roo Garriott @ShelbyGarriott]

"What kind of partner are you looking for?" Well... Honestly just a reliable lab partner. 😂

[Shelby Roo Garriott @ShelbyGarriott]

Just punch me in my face next time I start to have a crush on someone 🙃

[Shelby Roo Garriott @ShelbyGarriott]

@KVUE language of this tweet is poorly worded & maybe confusing. Make sure you read twice :) neigh to the ban! Very well cared for horses 💜🐴

[Shelby Roo Garriott @ShelbyGarriott]

Swoon😍 still waiting on my Gerard 💜 https://t.co/6YCtao33Rd

[Gerard Butler @GerardButler]

Antoine Fuqua (Olympus Has Fallen) & Mark Williams (Headhunter's Calling) - two solid bosses/dudes. I'm a lucky lad!

[Yik Yak @YikYakApp]

Every day is leg day when you're running from your problems.

— Cornell University

[Chill Vibes @ChiIIVlbes]

I refuse to be a second choice, I know my worth

[Shelby Roo Garriott @ShelbyGarriott]

Well my mom thought you were a loser so...

[✰ @432hz33]

If you're not amazed by the stars on a clear night then we won't work.