Sheldon Cooper

Before you ask, I am not crazy. My mother had me tested. (Not affiliated with TBBT, Jim Parsons, or CBS)

[Sheldon Cooper @SheldonCooperCA]

@kkellihill Merry Christmas Kelli :)

[Sheldon Cooper @SheldonCooperCA]

That's my spot.

[Sheldon Cooper @SheldonCooperCA]

@HuffPostEnt how dare you

[Sheldon Cooper @SheldonCooperCA]

My KitKat has melted. All is lost. #BigBangTheory

[Laura Page @laurapagemusic]

First time im taking the train... I feel like @SheldonCooperCA ! 🚂❤️

[Sheldon Cooper @SheldonCooperCA]

A sandwich, a Rabbi, and your momma walk into a bar... #SheldonsTheoryOfComedy #BigBangTheory

[Sheldon Cooper @SheldonCooperCA]

Merry Christmas minions :) #SpecialSheldonCooperHug

[Sheldon Cooper @SheldonCooperCA]

Uncle Dr. Cooper #BigBangTheory

[Sheldon Cooper @SheldonCooperCA]

“@geekgiirl: @SheldonCooperCA no I only count 8 including your Mrs cooper”

[Sheldon Cooper @SheldonCooperCA]

“@bellabrotha: @SheldonCooperCA SHELDOOR!!!!!!! Do you even remember me?”

Of course I do smellabella!!! :)

[Sheldon Cooper @SheldonCooperCA]

@geekgiirl that's a secret.

[Sheldon Cooper @SheldonCooperCA]

Sheldon Cooper is everyone's hero but Dwight Schrute is Sheldon Cooper's hero. @rainnwilson

[Sheldon Cooper @SheldonCooperCA]

“@ZooeyDeschanel: I wish my dogs could text me.”

Oh no, why is that? :(

[Sheldon Cooper @SheldonCooperCA]

Aliens in Leonard's room!

[Sheldon Cooper @SheldonCooperCA]

“@SpongeBob: Jellyfish aren't stupid. How do I know? They told me through a long series of stings...”

Oh no :(

[Sheldon Cooper @SheldonCooperCA]

“@Wendys: We aren't saying you should bribe people we're just saying Frosty makes a great bribe if you ever need one”

So do Cooper coupons.

[The Big Bang Theory @bigbangtheory]

Congrats to the #BigBangTheory art exhibition costume contest winner! Is she Leonard's doppelgänger or what?!

[Sheldon Cooper @SheldonCooperCA]

Yay #bigbangtheory is funny again. #season7

[Sheldon Cooper @SheldonCooperCA]

A blue jay. RT @HannahTebo: @SheldonCooperCA what would your patronus be?