Sheldon Cooper

Parody account

[Sheldon Cooper @SheldonCooperUS]

Engineering, where the semi-skilled laborers execute the vision of those who think and dream

[Sheldon Cooper @SheldonCooperUS]

Do those sound like castanets to you?

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I can't be impossible; I exist! I think what you meant to say is, 'I give up; he's improbable'.

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Oh, damn! The floppy failed.

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I believe that we just killed the dragon, I lead you to a secluded area where I attempt to remove your leather armor.

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Top 10 Nuclear / Radioactive Accidents - http://t.co/z2ehKujSRe

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There there, everything is going to be fine... Sheldon's here!

[Sheldon Cooper @SheldonCooperUS]

my parents were unwilling to secure the necessary eagle eggs and lion semen for my griffin

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Low Fat Dessert Ideas - http://t.co/27Ec8kUxqE

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Bazinga!

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Engineering is merely the slow, younger brother of physics.

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Home Exercises - http://t.co/Q1miHKeAGm

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Isn't the point of a communal meal the exchange of ideas and opinions, an opportunity to consider important issues of the day?

[Sheldon Cooper @SheldonCooperUS]

Did Alexander Fleming moonlight as a hairdresser? "Thanks for discovering penicillin -- now how about we try a bouffant?"

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In bladder voiding, as in real estate, it's location, location, location.

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It's not enough that you made me watch that movie, but now you mock me with it?!

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Top 10 Celebrity Hunks 2014 - http://t.co/YyUuZutyPe

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Looking into blank innocent eyes of a creature who couldn't begin to comprehend anything I was saying? Basically another day at the office.