Sheldon Funk, a husk

I died a few days ago. Woke up on an autopsy table. Now, when I look at a person, all I see is lunch.

[Sheldon Funk, a husk @SheldonFunk]

Okay, hive mind: I need a title for this Christmas-themed, Santa's Village monster horror novella I'm working on. I thought of Slay Bells, but it's been done (and a touch on-the-nose). Post me suggestions, and... https://t.co/kEUPN67PlP

[Sheldon Funk, a husk @SheldonFunk]

Dawn of the Dead is 40 years old. If you don't know why this movie is important to me, you don't know me at all. https://t.co/DmjnHeRywa

[Sheldon Funk, a husk @SheldonFunk]

I'm rewatching ASH VS EVIL DEAD, in all its ridiculous, puerile, gloriously gory insanity. If you want an idea of what I was going for in HUSK (in certain scenes), the episode "The Morgue" is a good place to start. WARNING: even... https://t.co/LgPmSa2aIH

[Sheldon Funk, a husk @SheldonFunk]

Just sending out a reminder to all Prix Aurora members out there (and those who want to be a member, it's not expensive!) that my short story "The Solution" from WE SHALL BE MONSTERS is eligible for nomination... https://t.co/JqNB7Tfe5w

[Sheldon Funk, a husk @SheldonFunk]

For no reasons other than mine own, I'm posting images of things I feel helped form the me that is me. Perhaps after awhile, the whole set will somehow form a complete picture of yours untruly.
Day 134:

[Sheldon Funk, a husk @SheldonFunk]

For no reasons other than mine own, I'm posting images of things I feel helped form the me that is me. Perhaps after awhile, the whole set will somehow form a complete picture of yours untruly.
Day 127:

[Sheldon Funk, a husk @SheldonFunk]

For no reasons other than mine own, I'm posting images of things I feel helped form the me that is me. Perhaps after awhile, the whole set will somehow form a complete picture of yours untruly.
Day 126:

[Sheldon Funk, a husk @SheldonFunk]

For no reasons other than mine own, I'm posting images of things I feel helped form the me that is me. Perhaps after awhile, the whole set will somehow form a complete picture of yours untruly.
Day 121, 122 (missed a day!):

[Sheldon Funk, a husk @SheldonFunk]

Well, I didn't make it past round one of Broken Pencil's Literary Deathmatch, which is disappointing. But neither did the author who trolled everyone with some pretty disgusting/sexist comments, so it's not a total loss. Thanks for voting, everyone. I'm sorry I let you down.

[Sheldon Funk, a husk @SheldonFunk]

Last Day for round one! Vote for my short story ORANGE (and me) in the Broken Pencil Literary Deathmatch! ORANGE WAVE IN FEBRUARY! Even if you've already voted, you can vote every hour! I'll be honest, it's not... https://t.co/DDKNbWRIzo

[Sheldon Funk, a husk @SheldonFunk]

Remember, even if you've already voted in the Broken Pencil Literary Deathmatch, you can vote every hour! Visit often, and vote! Especially for me and my little parable ORANGE. Also like my comments if you see them,... https://t.co/djoaetIrqR

[Sheldon Funk, a husk @SheldonFunk]

Just a reminder that the Broken Pencil Literary Deathmatch is on right now, and frankly, I'm struggling to get past the first level. I needs me your votes! Vote ORANGE in 2019! Vote for a political satire as blunt... https://t.co/DDKNbWRIzo

[Sheldon Funk, a husk @SheldonFunk]

And the stories are up! The DeathMatch has begun! Read them all, vote for your faves! Or me (the story ORANGE)! Remember, this is a DEATH match, so if you want me around...
https://t.co/DDKNbWRIzo https://t.co/DDKNbWRIzo

[Sheldon Funk, a husk @SheldonFunk]

So, tomorrow begins The Broken Pencil Deathmatch, a literary, well, deathmatch, as short stories vie for the win (including my blunt political satire ORANGE). All the stories will be up (at https://t.co/1X6FZSJ4IH), and voting is crucial, as is... https://t.co/hrDMsUPu8S

[Sheldon Funk, a husk @SheldonFunk]

In case you missed it: HUSK has broken through the academic barrier! Can an honorary PhD be far behind? I see hordes of students purchasing HUSK in Gatsby-like quantities, all left wondering what the fuss is all about.

[Sheldon Funk, a husk @SheldonFunk]

For no reasons other than mine own, I'm posting images of things I feel helped form the me that is me. Perhaps after awhile, the whole set will somehow form a complete picture of yours untruly. This week: novels!
Day 90:

[Sheldon Funk, a husk @SheldonFunk]

It's not a full book review of WE SHALL BE MONSTERS (the new anthology in which I found a home for some personal insanity), but there's a lovely little piece on Day Al-Mohamed's story... https://t.co/KxYUE2ZLZ6

[Sheldon Funk, a husk @SheldonFunk]

[Missed a day, so here's 2]
For no reasons other than mine own, I'm posting images of things I feel helped form the me that is me. Perhaps after awhile, the whole set will somehow form a complete picture of... https://t.co/JFTVKWFHr4

[Sheldon Funk, a husk @SheldonFunk]

A little personal/professional promotion: the anthology WE SHALL BE MONSTERS is now up for pre-sale on Amazon. Edited by the estimable Derek Newman-Stille, and with a terrific lineup of talent (and me),... https://t.co/JLcqcatM7L

[Sheldon Funk, a husk @SheldonFunk]

For no reasons other than mine own, I'm posting images of things I feel helped form the me that is me. Perhaps after awhile, the whole set will somehow form a complete picture of yours untruly. Feel free to guess, add, share, or whatever you feel is... https://t.co/VJguijTQTq