shea’s rebellion

I’m a trash can, you’re a trash can’t

[shea’s rebellion @ShellenMelon]

Really @HaagenDazs_US 😡😡 not cool

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I never knew how many random pieces of plastic I have until my cat started fucking with literally all of them

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@SUBWAY bring back sweet onion sauce

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Should I put a disco ball in my office yes or yes

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Sometimes when people ask me a question all my brain produces is the dial up internet sound

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Does anyone know what they’re doing in their professional lives?!?!?! Like ever???????

[shea’s rebellion @ShellenMelon]

Nothing makes me wrap up my 1am tik tok scrolling like a video of a man explaining literally anything

[shea’s rebellion @ShellenMelon]

I PASSED THE BAR EXAM!!!!!

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@sadderall3000 @Andy @BravoTV Is that a white refrigerator??? Honey no let’s get you a real home

[shea’s rebellion @ShellenMelon]

@audreyokate We cut to a stormy sea scene and now I can’t hear anything

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Is it like a rule that all dads have to watch TV at max volume??? He’s already made me turn subtitles on but the volumes stays on max

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@janemgray How dare he

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Omg the girl behind me just tattled to the flight attendant 👀👀

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We haven’t even fully boarded my flight yet and this lady next to me is already yelling at the people in the row behind me, I’m living for the drama

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how's bar prep going? well, I'm listening to the same song by the Smiths on repeat so I'd say not doin great

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i am a purchase money security interest for consumer goods because i am automatically perfect

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I have three degrees and I still can’t spell basic words. Frickin yikes

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I (barely a millennial) had to explain to my little sister (barely gen z) who Bo Burnham was and hahahah yeah, I am not feeling good

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#lawtwitter https://t.co/Hj5zgeGmO5

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It would be the French running around slapping world leaders in the face. I love it