Shellguard777

Enjoyer of MILFs and goth girls. Bottom. Trans rights are human rights. Fuck ICE. Carefully balancing respectfulness and horniness. VERY horny.

[Shellguard777 @Shellguard777]

@NikTek Barbie Rewind and Godzilla Destroy All Monsters Melee Remastered teaming up to defeat GTAVI

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@DeputyARUUU Girl I think you genuinely were on the verge of cardiac arrest

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@FireShadow64 @DeputyARUUU This is the closest I think I’ve come to witnessing someone have a heart attack lol

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@emzberry @SEGA LEEEETTTTSSSS GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Shellguard777 @Shellguard777]

They wanna be the Wendy’s account so bad

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Santa Monica Studio and Domino's are beefing after 'God of War: Laufey' was announced

"God of War game with no Kratos = Pepperoni Passion with no pepperoni"

"Ok thanks for the feedback, Domino's Pizza corporate account"

[Shellguard777 @Shellguard777]

@NeoGameSpark “She’s in a better place”
SHES LITERALLY IN SUPER-HELL

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@DeputyARUUU @Oozeragon Death coming to collect my soul after the sight of Lara Croft ARUUU makes my heart rate enter cardiac arrest

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@phaseknight_ We really got guys complaining over seeing hot beautiful women in their games.

[Shellguard777 @Shellguard777]

As someone who was a kid when Lara took over pop culture, it makes me happy to know that people today still think she’s hot. She’s still got it.

[Izzy ❍⚢🇦🇺 @JillValendyke]

I want to sit in her lap while she touches me

[Shellguard777 @Shellguard777]

@ReignOfPride I wanna drink her milk

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@demenishki @SquChanVT I’m a MILF enjoyer so I want her to look even older

[Shellguard777 @Shellguard777]

I’m salivating

[Shinobi602 @shinobi602]

California state assembly passes the 'Protect Our Games Act', pending approval from state senate and governor:

Under the act, video game companies would be required to provide 60 days notice before taking a digitally sold game offline and must provide a patch or alternative version for continued access — and must offer refunds if doing so is not possible.

➡️ https://t.co/wCTTrNcWoh

[Shellguard777 @Shellguard777]

@madcap412 Gamergate bros have already complained that all of these girls are “woke”because they’re actually developed characters and not just dolls for them to jerk off to.

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@HorrorFanSky I have no such weakness. @ericalindbeck hi mommy

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@ss_kale_ Something something “open your chest” “plunder your booty” “drop your anchor”

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@CottontailVA Happy Birthday!🎉🎈🎊🎂🎁

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@flame_angel25 Give yourself a moment and take a deep breath. We’re all proud of you Flame!🔥

[Shellguard777 @Shellguard777]

@emzberry @TheNovika NO NO NO @TheNovika WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[Shellguard777 @Shellguard777]

lol bro went from the “one more thing” at an Xbox showcase to a casual Twitter reveal.

[Call of Duty @CallofDuty]

No line holds forever.

Modern Warfare 4 releases on October 23, 2026.