𝙏𝙤𝙣𝙮 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙠

——— 𝔾𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕖 𝕒 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙. 𝕀’𝕞 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘. ||𝙰𝚄||𝙱𝚒||𝙼𝚅||𝟸𝟷+

[𝙏𝙤𝙣𝙮 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙠 @Shellhead_Tony]

@TheFatalRed_ “Because I like to dress like this, you usually don’t.”

[𝙏𝙤𝙣𝙮 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙠 @Shellhead_Tony]

@TheFatalRed_ “Meh.. just because society wants you to.”

[𝙏𝙤𝙣𝙮 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙠 @Shellhead_Tony]

~ Pain in butt
~ Hates animals, especially alpacas and raccoons.
~ Constantly harassing me
~ Suuuuuper annoying
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~ A true friend

[𝙏𝙤𝙣𝙮 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙠 @Shellhead_Tony]

@TheFatalRed_ “It will never not be funny. Sorry, Satan.”

[𝙏𝙤𝙣𝙮 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙠 @Shellhead_Tony]

Merry Belated Christmas @TheFatalRed_

[𝙏𝙤𝙣𝙮 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙠 @Shellhead_Tony]

How he plans to hide his raccoon from Natasha and Pepper.

[𝙏𝙤𝙣𝙮 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙠 @Shellhead_Tony]

@TheFatalRed_ “Thaddeus is not gonna eat the cat, okay?”

[𝙏𝙤𝙣𝙮 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙠 @Shellhead_Tony]

Santa called, he wants you back with the rest of the elves.

[The Black Widow @TheFatalRed_]

I did a thing

[𝙏𝙤𝙣𝙮 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙠 @Shellhead_Tony]

@TheFatalRed_ “What am I? A nurse?”

[𝙏𝙤𝙣𝙮 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙠 @Shellhead_Tony]

Only if you are weak.

[The Black Widow @TheFatalRed_]

Is it bed time?

[𝙏𝙤𝙣𝙮 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙠 @Shellhead_Tony]

@TheFatalRed_ “We don’t either.. and look at us!”

[𝙏𝙤𝙣𝙮 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙠 @Shellhead_Tony]

@TheFatalRed_ “Jesus you’re so annoying.. I thought you were sick!”

[𝙏𝙤𝙣𝙮 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙠 @Shellhead_Tony]

@TheFatalRed_ “..nope..”

[𝙏𝙤𝙣𝙮 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙠 @Shellhead_Tony]

@TheFatalRed_ “We’ll see..”

[𝙏𝙤𝙣𝙮 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙠 @Shellhead_Tony]

@TheFatalRed_ “..and a raccoon so they can be best friends?”

[𝙏𝙤𝙣𝙮 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙠 @Shellhead_Tony]

@TheFatalRed_ He rolled his eyes.

“..but I didn’t!”

[𝙏𝙤𝙣𝙮 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙠 @Shellhead_Tony]

@TheFatalRed_ Squints.

“Damn.. those are magnificent.”

[𝙏𝙤𝙣𝙮 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙠 @Shellhead_Tony]

@TheFatalRed_ “I have, but look at me, I haven’t frozen to death..”

[𝙏𝙤𝙣𝙮 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙠 @Shellhead_Tony]

@TheFatalRed_ “But I don’t make you stand in the rain!”

[𝙏𝙤𝙣𝙮 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙠 @Shellhead_Tony]

@TheFatalRed_ “Watch me. Also, his name will be Thaddeus.”

[𝙏𝙤𝙣𝙮 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙠 @Shellhead_Tony]

@TheFatalRed_ “You know that you can wear a raincoat instead of those tiny leather suits just to catch Barnes’ attention, right?”