🪖𝗦𝗘𝗥𝗚𝗘𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝗝𝗢𝗛𝗡 𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗡🎖️

LET'S 𝙍𝙊𝘾𝙆 ! !

// = OOC

LAYOUT BY @Bluejack___
Writer is an adult
NSFW dni!
THIS ACCOUNT SAYS EXTREMELY VULGAR THINGS THOUGH. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED

[🪖𝗦𝗘𝗥𝗚𝗘𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝗝𝗢𝗛𝗡 𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗡🎖️ @SHELLSNH3LL]

𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋, 𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐀 𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐃𝐀𝐘 .

#PARODYTWT

𝘓𝘌𝘛'𝘚 𝘚𝘌𝘌 𝘞𝘏𝘈𝘛 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘎𝘖𝘛 !

[🪖𝗦𝗘𝗥𝗚𝗘𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝗝𝗢𝗛𝗡 𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗡🎖️ @SHELLSNH3LL]

N'yet, nobody has!

Apart from that one time...

But that was an outlier. I'm still makin' you piss your Goodnites without even seein' ya in person?

[Sheldon J. Plankton @EV1L_GENIUSPTWT]

god the urge to blow your fuckin head off

[🪖𝗦𝗘𝗥𝗚𝗘𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝗝𝗢𝗛𝗡 𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗡🎖️ @SHELLSNH3LL]

...'S fair enough, I guess. But uh. Don't forget the value of gettin' back up after that.

It ain't like other people get the chance, right?

[⭐️ Mabel! 🌈 @mabeliisms]

Exactly.

That’s why I wanna die.

..to never feel the pain of dying again.

[🪖𝗦𝗘𝗥𝗚𝗘𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝗝𝗢𝗛𝗡 𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗡🎖️ @SHELLSNH3LL]

Snrk, sucks how? I've seen men twice yer size go down screamin' for mama! Dyin' SUCKS!

[⭐️ Mabel! 🌈 @mabeliisms]

I can’t really die forever.

It sucks, honestly.

[🪖𝗦𝗘𝗥𝗚𝗘𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝗝𝗢𝗛𝗡 𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗡🎖️ @SHELLSNH3LL]

WEREN'T YOU DEAD??

[🪖𝗦𝗘𝗥𝗚𝗘𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝗝𝗢𝗛𝗡 𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗡🎖️ @SHELLSNH3LL]

Damn right I could! Hell, I've heard the same from Freckles over there.

Says Hi, by the way. Prolly.

[MAX (ARCHIVED) @0BSESSDMONK3Y]

Jeez, talk about chronically online.. This geezer sure knows a lot of shit to say.
I'll admit, as fugly as you are.. You could spit a mean bar.

[🪖𝗦𝗘𝗥𝗚𝗘𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝗝𝗢𝗛𝗡 𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗡🎖️ @SHELLSNH3LL]

Scream in HORROR, maybe, christ.

I can just imagine ya squeakin' like a rusty tyre and wakin' up the neighbors. Yer prolly broke from all the noise complaints. Prolly recording on yer iphone under the gross-ass blankets. Music sounds like. Diseased.

...ech.

[MAX (ARCHIVED) @0BSESSDMONK3Y]

GF's a dime piece, man! I hit that shit all the time!
Probably not as much as you do with that fucker Steve, but I still make her scream!

[🪖𝗦𝗘𝗥𝗚𝗘𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝗝𝗢𝗛𝗡 𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗡🎖️ @SHELLSNH3LL]

Oh, come on, like you're going anywhere with yer music career.

All yer good at is annoying people three times your height and dry humping the subwoofers yer little side chick sits on! Don't act like yer any better than me!

[MAX (ARCHIVED) @0BSESSDMONK3Y]

Reels?! Bitch, I'm busy recordin' flames, you shitfaced hobo!

[🪖𝗦𝗘𝗥𝗚𝗘𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝗝𝗢𝗛𝗡 𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗡🎖️ @SHELLSNH3LL]

My dramas are fucking INTERESTING, Wally Bear! I bet you're sittin' there watching reels in your spare time, I don't wanna hear you talk.

[MAX (ARCHIVED) @0BSESSDMONK3Y]

'Least I ain't spending all my time drinkin' piss and watching dramas.

[🪖𝗦𝗘𝗥𝗚𝗘𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝗝𝗢𝗛𝗡 𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗡🎖️ @SHELLSNH3LL]

You're already eatin' enough gooch for the both of us, twerp!

[MAX (ARCHIVED) @0BSESSDMONK3Y]

Suck my nards, Captain!

[🪖𝗦𝗘𝗥𝗚𝗘𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝗝𝗢𝗛𝗡 𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗡🎖️ @SHELLSNH3LL]

SNOREEEEEEEE

[MAX (ARCHIVED) @0BSESSDMONK3Y]

So make way, mofos, cuz' I'm comin' through!

[ 📌 ]
#FNFRP #PARODYTWT

[🪖𝗦𝗘𝗥𝗚𝗘𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝗝𝗢𝗛𝗡 𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗡🎖️ @SHELLSNH3LL]

N'yeaaah, my bad. Bit more off than I could chew and went all stressed.

But I'm good now. You wanna grab a beer or somethin?

[SATANOS @BlueJ_Acc]

Nothin'. Just wanted to check up. You were dead quiet for almost a month.

[🪖𝗦𝗘𝗥𝗚𝗘𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝗝𝗢𝗛𝗡 𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗡🎖️ @SHELLSNH3LL]

As alive as I can be, yeah.

What's up, squirt?

[SATANOS @BlueJ_Acc]

@SHELLSNH3LL Yo, you alive?

[🪖𝗦𝗘𝗥𝗚𝗘𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝗝𝗢𝗛𝗡 𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗡🎖️ @SHELLSNH3LL]

@V0idedHiree @thatbffnfguy I swear to god.

[🪖𝗦𝗘𝗥𝗚𝗘𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝗝𝗢𝗛𝗡 𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗡🎖️ @SHELLSNH3LL]

I meant the "Suck It", part.

I mean, being real, you're sappy as shit and that makes me incredibly annoyed anyway, so, take it either way, honestly.

Has that rockstar gotten off your ass yet?

[GODZILLA. @ULTIMALIZARD]

no i mean i legit made her breakfast

like, pancakes eggs and shit like that.

[🪖𝗦𝗘𝗥𝗚𝗘𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝗝𝗢𝗛𝗡 𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗡🎖️ @SHELLSNH3LL]

@thatbffnfguy @V0idedHiree Where are you gonna get a bomb.

[🪖𝗦𝗘𝗥𝗚𝗘𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝗝𝗢𝗛𝗡 𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗡🎖️ @SHELLSNH3LL]

Ugh, save me the details, fucks sake.

I STILL dunno how you manage to pull...

[GODZILLA. @ULTIMALIZARD]

she's doing fine, thank you very much.

i made her a big breakfast in bed, and she liked it.

so ha. suck it, old man.

[🪖𝗦𝗘𝗥𝗚𝗘𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝗝𝗢𝗛𝗡 𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗡🎖️ @SHELLSNH3LL]

ᴹᴬᴺ ᶜᴼᴹᴱ ᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺ

[『 𝔻𝕣𝕦𝕟𝕜𝕖𝕟 𝔽𝕚𝕤𝕥 』 @V0idedHiree]

⠀
⠀⠀" One sniper shot to the tiny captain, coming up!! "
⠀

[🪖𝗦𝗘𝗥𝗚𝗘𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝗝𝗢𝗛𝗡 𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗡🎖️ @SHELLSNH3LL]

I don't have gra-

Alright, smartass, how's the romance situation?

Any more giant freaks of nature you've had to lovingly caress away from your red-dress little side-gig?

[GODZILLA. @ULTIMALIZARD]

yeah but that doesn't give me the opportunity to call you old, so yeah.

so, how's the grandkids.

[🪖𝗦𝗘𝗥𝗚𝗘𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝗝𝗢𝗛𝗡 𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗡🎖️ @SHELLSNH3LL]

Coulda just kept it to "The Military Guy," but alright.

Hey, twerp.

[GODZILLA. @ULTIMALIZARD]

oh hey its you

the old military guy

[🪖𝗦𝗘𝗥𝗚𝗘𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝗝𝗢𝗛𝗡 𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗡🎖️ @SHELLSNH3LL]

MAN COME ON!!!

[SATANOS @BlueJ_Acc]

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