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I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. ---------J. R. R. Tolkien

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@jarpad Jared Padalecki played Russian roullette with a fully loaded gun... and won.
Jared Padalecki stepped on a Lego and never flinched.
Jared Padalecki can beat the sun in a staring contest
Jared Padalecki put out a fire with a can of gasoline.

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@StephenKing I read it - my son bought it for me. That’s one the could make a series out of!

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@FangasmSPN He’s 69? Hee! That should tickle him! 😂

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@WilliamShatner So I guess it’s better to get negative attention from a celeb than no attention at all? Still- I’m impressed Mr. S hasn’t closed his account and become a recluse like so many others. When people want to be mean, they can be. I don’t want the prize for that title.

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@feliciaday No hun - an applesauce pouch. 😂

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@Mark_Sheppard 🤮

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@WilliamShatner Don’t feed it!

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@charliecapen I took a DNA test, turns out I’m pretty much going to get them out of my way.

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@TimRatcliffe10 ❤️

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I have no idea what we’re looking at. Jack and me.

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@TimRatcliffe10 Hah! Of course! That’s exactly what it was! 😂

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@WilliamShatner I really enjoy how you interact with people, and actually keep doing it, even after people get all bent out of shape. People are supposed to be allowed to have their own opinions, and so many celebrities let the public shut them down. I’m glad you still talk to us

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@CasterSandra @WilliamShatner Say what, now?!

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Jack and me

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Jack going for a car ride after his bath.

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Jack after his bath

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@WilliamShatner Giraffes chew cud like a cow. They bring a chunk of stuff all the way back up their throat from their stomach, chew on it a while, then swallow it back down. You can actually see and follow it all the way up and down. (Yeah, I watched giraffes long enough to see it myself.)

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@mishacollins I am SO in.

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@sarahmichele83 @magicjazz I’m gonna give that man a good talking to about his fan’s behavior! That’ll fix it!! 🤣😂🤣😂

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@WilliamShatner Everyone knows your horses are all in Kentucky. 😂